A/N: Yo, yo, yo! I'm back! I know no one cares, but here's an explanation for my absence of updating. I was working on this story, and I was planning to update several chapters at a time, but I realized that it had became cringy unstable crap, so I deleted it, and decided to write something else. This. Ta-da! I'll be posting conversations between the characters to introduce them, and then I'll start posting actual chapters. I won't be updating much this week because I have testing, but I'll try to find some time to slap together some stupid words and post it. Ok, good day, and enjoy. I hope.
Anna: This script is so stupid.
Anna: Considering that my first line is "This script is so stupid."
Anna: And my second line is "Considering that my first line is 'This script is so stupid.'"
Anna: And my third line is "And my second line is 'Considering that my first line is 'This script is so stupid.''"
John: This is going to go on for hours.
Charlie: Yep.
Anna: And my fourth line is "And my third line is 'And my second line is 'Considering that my first line is 'This script is so stupid.'''"
John: How old the author even?
Charlie: 5?
definietlynot: Definitely not! I'm-
John: 2?
definietlynot: No! I'm-
Charlie: Retarded?
definietlynot: Excuse me? I'm smarter than both of you combined!
Charlie: Whatever gets you up in the morning.
John: Uh-huh
definietlynot: Shut up. I made you.
Charlie: Who would ever have sex with you?
John: *shudder* Can we not talk about sex?
definietlynot: No. Oh! I should make a scene where I give John the talk!
John: No! Please! Anything but that!
definietlynot: But you have to know what sex is so you can have children with your future girlfriend! You don't even understand how hard I ship you two!
John: Wait, who is my future girlfriend?
definietlynot: Can't say. That would spoil everything.
Charlie: Hey! What about me? Do I get a girlfriend?
definietlynot: No-
Charlie: What? How does John get a girlfriend but not me?
definietlynot: -you're getting a boyfriend.
Charlie: Wait a second.
Charlie: I'm gay?
definietlynot:...
definietlynot: Yeah, pretty much.
Anna: I knew Charlie was lesbian.
definietlynot: Hey! You're not allowed to go off the script!
Anna: But-
definietlynot: No buts! Now go away, shoo!
Anna: *grumbles and stomps away* So mean.
John: Ok, can we stop breaking the fourth wall now?
definietlynot: What fourth wall?
Charlie: I think he means the pile of dust over there.
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The Friend Group
HumorA bunch of silly, stupid middle schoolers accidentally get caught up with some really weird stuff, suspicious people, and what was thought to have been quite surely the end of the world. There's more information inside. I'd also like to quickly say...
