A/N: Dude I spent like ten minutes looking up memes about juice I'm like dead.
Enjoy the story while I drown in juice memes
definietlynot: *spins onto stage wearing a 1950s dress and smiling like a maniac* Hello-
Charlie: This show is boring.
definietlynot: *dramatically pretends to be offended* Excuse me?
Charlie: Are you deaf or something? I said this is BORING. And this collar is choking me.
John: Why is everything black and white and grey?
Julienne: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BI-
definietlynot: Hey! No yelling! I'm trying to run a show here!
Anna: Oh yeah? What's it called?
definietlynot: Um-
Charlie: The show's called 'Um'?
definietlynot: Yeah...totes...definitely!
Charlie: *giggles*
definietlynot: ANYWAY, introducing, drumroll please...
Audience: *Silence*
definietlynot: Arthur!
John: Who the flapjacks is Arthur?
Julienne: What the fuck are flapjacks?
Arthur: Pancakes.
Julienne: Who the fuck are you?
definietlynot: Ok, remember the fake 'Author' from the last chapter?
Julienne: Yeah
Julienne: You didn't.
definietlynot: I did! Everyone, meet Arthur! He's a good person once you get to know him! And we're all going to be besties!
Charlie: Is she high?
Arthur: What the fuck is she saying? You people beat me up, threw me into a random prison you have backstage, and forced me to listen to Cyndi Lauper for 5 entire hours! And all you gave me to eat was a single peanut! You literally put a single peanut on a fancy tray and gave it to me!
Anna: How was the peanut?
Arthur: I didn't eat it because I thought it was poisoned!
Julienne: Do we look like the kind of people who would poison you with a peanut?
Arthur: Well, I mean, like, yeah.
Anna: Can't argue with him there.
Charlie: He has a point.
John: He's right.
Julienne: I'm offended.
definietlynot: Ok, meet and greet time is over!
Anna: But we haven't greeted anyone yet!
Charlie: Yeah!
definietlynot: Fine, you have 5 minutes.
Arthur: Why do I have a feeling that is gonna scar me for life.
Julienne: *giggles scarily* You're overreacting!
Charlie: Yeah, you're not going to be scarred for that long!
Anna: This will only hurt a teensy bit.
Arthur: I'm gonna die.
Arthur: I'm gonna die surrounded by these crazy people wearing 1950s clothes on a fake stage in a weird black and white world.
Arthur: I never thought it would end like this.
Arthur: Seriously, how the fuck did this even happen?
Anna, Charlie, John, Julienne, definietlynot: *shrufs*
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The Friend Group
HumorA bunch of silly, stupid middle schoolers accidentally get caught up with some really weird stuff, suspicious people, and what was thought to have been quite surely the end of the world. There's more information inside. I'd also like to quickly say...
