Shrek's POV
Big Bad told me that Thomas and Y/N are still together. You doesn't like a trap like Big Bad? Just look at those paws... and that snout...... THATS NOT THE POINT!
The point is, I need to try harder... better... faster..... STRONGER! Photos aren't enough. I need tapes. Tapes that have horrible quality, like those UFO sightings and the ones that show a 'living doll'.
"Big Bad, tell Pinocchio to tell Geppetto to make a Thomas the Train replica that could fit.... the three little pigs.... make it one."
"Aye Aye, Cap'."
Big Bad walked out of my swamp towards the place where Pinocchio and Geppetto live. I decided to take a mud bath and take massive turds while doing so to let out some stress I've been getting lately. I go back inside to eat some eyeballs in a martini glass with a side of crisp rat. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Your POV
Thomas and I were just finished making out since we haven't done so in a while. We decided to go to the park where Thomas and I got married, later we'LL probably watch a movie on Netflix when we get back. Before we did so, we headed to the bakery to grab some bread to feed the duckies and hopefully some fish even though I have no idea if fish eat bread but they might.
While walking to the park, I get a text message from Shrek.
Shrek: why hello there Y/N 😏
Y/N: sorry Shrek I can't talk right now
Y/N: I wanted some alone time with Thomas😍 he's so amazing
Shrek: oh- I uh- was just checking up on you, just to see how things are going
Y/N: awe thank you! Well, I gtg!
Shrek POV
-multiple curse words later-
THEYRE SPENDING TIME TOGETHER!!!! There's only one more thing to do...
Kill Thomas.
