Ree had a fire in her heart a fire that could only be quenched by one man in a bowling flame shirt, Guy Fieri. Sure Ree was married and had a shit ton of kids, but she had needs and she need Guy.
One day Ree decided to join social media. She signed up for instagram as sassydrummondxxx. She scrolled through recommended accounts. Guy Fieri's popped up. Videos of him talking about flavor town and spilling his hot sauce on one of his many bowling flame shirts. Ree was mesmerized by the 100,000,000,000,000 pounds of pure man. She slid into Guy's dms and messaged him. She told him her name was Ree Drummond and she loves her ranch. Guy was immediately turned on by her ginger hair and slid into omgle hoping that she was on. Being the freaky deak that Ree was, she was on.
"Hi y'all." Ree exclaimed in her nasty southern voice.
"Hey." Guy's raspy voice echoed through Ree ears making her hot with amusement.
It was on this day that sparked a forbidden romance between the food networks most esteemed tv personalities.
TBD
