They Say Time's A Healer

Shenanigans/Forgiveness

"What time did you get in last night?" Magnus asked, when Simon came downstairs for breakfast/brunch. Simon raised an eyebrow. "A little after two? Did I miss something?"

"Is that a hickey?!" Clary squealed. Alec covered his face. "Simon!"

"What?!" Simon said, sitting and covering his neck. "I didn't do anything. Seriously, if I did anything like that, I wouldn't even be home."

Alec looked at him, then Magnus. "See, Magnus, he's fine. He's still your innocent little angel."

"Yes Magnus." Simon said. "Besides, it was one date. Not a proposal."

"So, who is this...man you let feel you up after one date?" Izzy asked, her eyes dancing with amusement. "I mean, Simon...I'm proud of you and all but Magnus needs an answer right now."

"And I know it's not the bartender." Magnus said, still glaring.

"Relax, he was a real gentleman." Simon said, taking a sip of his orange juice. He walked me home after we made out just outside the bar. It was magical. I felt like a princess."

"Simon..." Magnus growled. Clary was giggling and Bat still looked too sleepy to participate.

"What? That's what happened." Simon said. "It's just one date Magnus. I'm fine. I promise. So I told Meliorn that you guys would meet today. And Alec, I apologize ahead of time. Please, don't kill me..."

Alec looked confused. "Why...? What did you do Simon?"

******

"Simon he's perfect." Clary hissed, when they got to Meliorn's bar. Magnus had turned on the charm and Alec stood, uncomfortably while his boyfriend was flirting with Meliorn.

"I told you." Simon grinned. To Meliorn he said, "Meliorn, these guys are my family. That's Magnus, Alec, Clary, Izzy, Maia and Bat. Can we get them drinks? They don't believe your cocktails are that amazing."

"Oh, I believe you Simon." Magnus said, distractedly.

"So, my boyfriend and I were talking," Maia said, conversationally. "Would you be interested in a threesome?"

"Maia!" Clary and Izzy gasped. Magnus looked impressed, Alec looked constipated and Bat just looked sheepish.

"What?" Maia asked. "We were all thinking it. I just had the balls to say it."

"Well," Magnus said, looking at Alec, who glared at him and shook his head "No, Magnus." Magnus smiled. "We weren't"

"And we are lesbians." Clary said. Izzy tapped her chin, "Actually, I'm bisexual but..."

"Izzy!" Alec put his head on the bar and, made a strangled sound.

"Oh yes...I could draw you both..." Clary said.

Simon was having a fit. He took off his glasses and wiped his eyes. "Meliorn, didn't I tell you? These ones would do anything for a pretty face."

"I get this a lot." Meliorn said, with a grin. "A lot more than you'd expect." He turned to Maia, "To answer your question, the day is still young." And he winked.

Simon rolled his eyes as his phone vibrated in his pocket. He grinned as he saw the text message on his phone.

PrettyBoyJace [12.30PM]

What are you up to? Want to have lunch?

SimonLewis [12.31PM]

I brought my friends to Meliorn's bar and I think he just agreed to a threesome with Maia and her boyfriend. Lunch sounds good. Where?