Jokes

Your mamma's so weird she was screaming oh I chewed a rainbows bunny's tail off

Have you every thought you were Mr.Crabs and started saying$$$$$$$$$$ and then wake up and your children in the corner saying to much t.v bad

Your mamma so fat your mamma broke hulks back

You mamma so weak she tried to brake a chicken nugget and it gave her a black eye

I was playing peek-a-boo with her she slapped me in the face and said I don't won't to play no peek-a-boo let's get a beer 20 min. later Let it go let it go can't hold it back any more

When my my mother told me take care of my brother because he is throwing up I give my phone number and go hang out with my friends

Why did the toilet paper not cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack

Have you ever got tired of your sister and locked them in a closet told your mother that there was a talking rainbow tiger that ate your sister?

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