The True Meaning of Christmas

Chapter 5

“You’re Princess Morbucks!” Brandon snaps quickly as he violently points to her.

“That’s right, Einstein!” she scoffs sarcastically, “You’re the smart one of the group and I know plenty about you and the rest of your members of The Relentless Rebel Gang!”

“Where have you heard about us from?” cries a jittery Asher in anguish.

“Never mind that!” the agitated Princess snaps, “I know that you guys would have ruined my plan of becoming a Powerpuff Girl so I’ve planned ahead and kidnapped you’re stupid sister, you’re mentally retarded brother and his slut of a girlfriend. You’re weakness is Anecdote Y. I know that one drop will kill you guys. You’re sister inhaled it so she won’t be able save you! So if you don’t want to end up like her, I SUGGEST YOU DO AS I SAY AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT!” She points out a gun that contains Anecdote Y. Brandon and Asher go to the back of the room and freeze.

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“HEY BITCH, OVER HERE!” someone calls assertively.

Morbucks turns round and to her disbelief she sees Ami, Jayden, The Blonde Elf and The Snowman standing by the door. Her plan has been scuppered. “How did you guys escape and what’s that god awful snowman doing with you guys?” asks a puzzled Morbucks full of hatred.

“You’re pathetic plan wasn’t good enough to defeat us, Loser!” retorts The Blonde Elf.

“If you thought dat yo' 'so called plan' was goin ta defeat our asses then you don't give a fuck our asses at all!” ridicules a triumphant Jayden.

With Princess’ plan ruined, what is she going to do now? “Time for Plan B!” Princess screams with frustration. She looks at what appears to be a gold glimmering watch and pushes a button. A gold bodysuit shields her body and goggles appear, making her squinty little eyes enormous. “Let’s see if you guys can beat me now!” she boasts.

Snowman gets two of his machine guns out and begins to fire them at her. Princess holds her hand out and blocks the bullets with a force field. The bullets then bounce back onto The Snowman, knocking him to the ground. Jayden moves The Snowman to the corner of the room and nurses him. “Yo ass should be mo' careful!” he says to The Snowman with concern.

“Right, who want to try and take me down now?” Princess requests smugly. She then looks at The Elf and points to her, “How about you, Whore?”

“Who are you calling a whore!” roars The Elf, “That’s it, you’re going down bitch!” The woman charges at the nasty piece of work and tries to tackle her but Morbucks punches her in the face and the hardness of her armour knocks the defeated Elf to the ground. This makes Jayden really angry and he is about to take his turn to pummel this spoiled brat.

“Jayden, go and look after your friend and girlfriend!” Ami orders, “I’ll deal with this ginger cunt.” Jayden moves the injured woman out of the way next to The Snowman and looks after them. “Hey Little Girl, let’s see if you could defeat me!” Ami shouts.

Princess tries to fire a laser from her crown at Ami but misses. She tries again but keeps missing as Ami handstand flips towards her and then kicks her with both feet in the belly. Morbucks lands to the ground and finds a giant crack in her suit. She is now really furious and charges at Ami. They both charge at each other and punch and kick each other.

Whilst the two girls are fighting, Brandon seeks an opportunity. “Hey Dude!”’ he whispers to Asher, “Now that Princess is busy, let’s release Santa!” Brandon and Asher fire their Laser Eye Beams towards Santa and burn the rope off his trapped body. Santa stands up and automatically transforms from a trapped animal to a liberated beast. He rips the gag off his face.