Kale & Caulifla X Male Saiyan reader

A new rival

I was waiting for kale at the location she wanted us to meet at. It wasn't anything special it was just a peaceful little pond that was hidden well. So I guess it was to say it was a pretty secluded and private place, which will be pretty important for... The future I guess. Don't know maybe I can train Kale.

Y/N: "Ha... Maybe I should make a rock floor, a table, hell maybe even an arenaaaaa what the fuck is this power I'm sensing?"

This sudden power level exploded on the other side of the planet. And I also sensed... Kefla? Okay now I had got to see this, I flew to the area and I saw a man with blue hair as if he was a super Saiyan and kefla at a green super Saiyan two colored hairstyle. Now the damn ground under me was rumbling from their fight

(This is after broly movie since I've never seen the movie I didn't feel like making a chapter special for it. Also! I believe broly movie Goku is definitely stronger than the UI Goku that fought kefla)

I was watching the battle and I noticed a blue skinned man and woman. I flew down to them

Y/N: "Explain yourselves why you're on my planet or I'll have to end you"

Man: "Oh dear Vados I think this is an actual native of the planet"

Vados: "Oh yes this is quite unfortunate. Well if they end up destroying the planet we'll rewind time then stop them from doing so."

Y/N: "Okay that does it!"

I shot an energy blast at them and suddenly. I was on the ground with their staffs in my face

Y/N: "What the!? What the hell are you people and why can't I sense you or that blue haired man's ki? You certainly aren't Saiyans!"

Vados: "Ah, we are the attendents of the gods of destruction of universe 6 and 7. And that man is Son Goku of Universe 7, most likely the strongest mortal to exist."

I got up and looked at the blue haired Saiyan. Getting determined to beat him so I wait until kefla unfuse which was about 30 Minutes and caulifla saw me.

Caulifla: "You! How did you escape?!"

Y/N: "Hey Kale! Ready for our date later?"

Kale blushed and nodded

Goku: "Heya! I'm Goku. I hear you can beat kale and caulifla when they're unfused. Wanna have a quick spar?"

I got into a battle stance as I turn super Saiyan 3

Goku: "Well! I guess I'll start as a super Saiyan"

He transformed into a super Saiyan.

Y/N: "Don't you dare hold back I want you to use either this transformation or the blue super Saiyan"

Goku: "You mean super Saiyan 3 or blue? Okay, but before I use super Saiyan blue I'll let you feel the power of a super Saiyan God"

His hair and eyes turned red and the pressure he radiated was insane! Is this really the power I could obtain? I got excited as the first thing u decided to do was bring my hands back.

Y/N: "Kaaaaa......

Goku: "No way! You know that oh now I'm excited to see what else you may know"

Y/N: "Meeee haa meee"

I teleported behind him and smirked

Goku: "Talk about deja Vu!"

I blast himt straight in the face

Zarbon Somewhere in the distance: "Oooooooh!~"

When the dust settles I felt a swift crack to the face and was sent flying into the air as I looked around for this basically invisible fighter. Why can't I sense his ki? And why the hell did he kick me in the face!? I saw him flying at me so I started firing ki blasts at him. With him dodging mostly all of them.

Goku: "Take this! Hyaaaaah!"

I dodged the punch he tried to land

Y/N: "Wild! Canon!"

I punched him in the face and the energy blast sent him flying as I stayed on him and started delivering punches.

Y/N: "Oh c'mon this isn't even fun now! I thought you would at least fight back"

He then grabbed my hands and knees me in the gut before slamming me into the ground and showed off his blue form. I will obtain something stronger than that. I swear...

I get up and bring my hand up, forming a disk like attack and threw it at him.

Goku: "Oh wow that's Krillin's move!" He dodged it and smiled "Don't worry he doesn't hit anyone with it either"

Y/N: "I'm going to drown you. Like a sack of dumb puppies"

Goku: "Hey why would you drown puppies!?"

Y/N: "Because they're cute and cuddly"

Goku: "Are you... Coming on to me?"

I sigh as I made an energy ball in my hand.

Y/N: "Chaos breaker!"

I throw the massive black and red ball of energy at him for him to... Bitch slap it into the sky.

Y/N: "How the hell are you so fucking strong! That's illogical! And bullshit!"

Goku: "Eh, I train all day"

I fell into a knee and went back to my base form, panting at the utter bullshit I just heard, and because super Saiyan 3 wastes so much energy.

Goku: "You should practice your forms more often. Maybe you'd be able to hold them longer, and maybe I can train you"

He landed in front of me and helped me up, then I punched him in the nose

Goku: "Ow! What was that for?"

Y/N: "For crashing my date..."

Caulifla: "Wait what date!?"

Y/N: "Ah shit here we go again...."

Annnnd cut! Great work have a nice day everybody that's the chapter I decided to make since this story is one of my more neglected ones which is a shame since I enjoy the shit out of this story since it's so easy and simple to write. Well that's it for now everyone. Gooooood bye and remember don't get anyone pregnant unless they're hot.