Cupcakes: The Prequel

Pink Loses her Sanity

Igneous woke up tired and uncomfortable. He looked around. He was on a tough wooden board. Igneous couldn't move his arms, legs, or head. He was strapped down by tight leather straps.

"Where the hay am I?" Igneous started to look around with his eyes. It looked like...their cellar. No... It was Pinkamena's room.

"Pinkamena Diane Pie, get down here right now!!!" Igneous screamed.

"Oh daddy, that won't be necessary... I'm right here..."

"Pinkamena? Unlock me right now!!!"

"But we haven't even gotten to the fun part!!!" Pinkamena stepped out of the shadows and revealed herself. Her hair was down straight, not poofy, like it was at the party. She held a knife in one hand.

"Pinkamena! What did I tell you about playing with knives!!!" Igneous scolded. Pink came right up to his face. Igneous recoiled.

"I just love baking! And you're gonna help me! I wondered what were in cupcakes? So I tried one of our animals. So delicious!!! I learned that each of them have a different taste!!! I put them in the cupcakes you were having!!!" Pink looked insane. That look that Igneous couldn't get out of his head.

"Then I wondered... How would a stallion taste?"

Igneous struggled to break free, but it was no use.

"Hey daddy, guess who won't have a cutie mark?" Pink cut carefully around his cutie mark. Blood spilled everywhere and Igneous screamed in pain. He looked up to see his cutie mark in the air, held by his daughter.

"Pinkamena, let me go..." Reverend Pie whimpered.

Pink put the knife on his belly.

"Huh, I thought you would be tougher." She took the knife and cut a straight line across his soft underside, causing him to scream loudly. Blood trickled down his body. His internal organs were exposed now. Igneous fainted because of the pain. When he woke up, his head was cut open, showing his brain.

"AHHHHHHGHHH!!!" He screamed.

"Oh you're awake!!!" His murderous daughter stood over him. "I was just about to remove your organs."

"Pinkamena, please no..." Igneous whispered.

Pink removed the organs one by one. Igneous couldn't even feel his senses. He knew he was going to die.

"Wow!" Pink had all the organs removed except the lungs and the heart. "Hmmmm... I'll do the brain first."

Hearing this, Reverend Pie wailed.

She slowly cut his brain apart. Blood spurted everywhere. Igneous just gave up. His exposed heart started to stop, and the lungs slowly ceized. Igneous Pie was no more.