shulatube: dont worry im fire
minchy: no shula, you are too fire to light this match. you will burn the minchmobile if you get lit
curstine: yes shula you are too lit. my condoleneces
b-bud: YOOOO TIS BHAV BACK IN DA ADOBE
fathomas: isnt that a pdf thing?
curstine: shut-up fathomas. youre always wrong
shulatube: guys tik tok is the bomb.
minchy: you know what else is bomb?
fathomas: my as-
minchy: this tik tok about having no singles. shulatube why dont you watch it because i didnt show it to you 10 months ago
shulatube: sure ill watch it as soon as i finish jesus.
b-bud: YOU FACKING BOTCHES I WANT TOT SEE SPIDERMAN BUT ALL YOU FACKING BOTCHES WENT AND SAW SPIDERMAN WITHOUT ME BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE FACKING BOTCHES.
fathomas: YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?
everyone: french syrup and 10 months of knowledge
fathomas: i already have 10 months.
shulatube: no one loves you
curstine: i think ill go moonlight by myself because the only thing keeping me here is shulatube's beatuty and grace she is miss united states.
shulatube: curstine id get lit with you but im 75% straight
minchy: LOL
b-bud: IS NO ONE LISTENING TO ME. I WANT SPIDERMAN BUT-hold on i have to be caring give 3 mins ill be back
*b-bud exits*
curstine: does anyone want to watch the sun set and moonlight with me? i got sushi and theres a lot of meat if you know what i mean?
fathomas: ???!!!!?//1?1/1/!!!
curtsine: i got buy 6 fish get 1/2 free you facking freak
shulatube: okay guys i got a plan.
mincy: what is it?
shulatube: well i got the plan. you come up with it.
curtsine: that's it, im leaving. see ya fackers
fathomas: wait where's b-bud???? wait someone told me it was new years but i didnt text them till the night after. im so clueless bc im in french above the US
minchy: I GOT A PLAN.
shulatube: I ALREADY GOT THE PLAN YOU BHELLESS BOTCH
b-bud: IM BACK YALL!! LETS BOP SOME BALLS BOIZ
fathtomas: balls?
b-bud: TENNIS BALLS BOTCH
fathomas: wait where is curstine
everyone but fathomas: SHE WENT MOONLIGHTING AT THE VALLEY NEXT TO THE MOUNTAIN NEXT TOT THE RIVER BEHIND THE UNDER PART OF TH SUN NEXT TO THE MOON OF JUPITERS ASS
*everyone but thomas runs after curstine*
-till next time with the adventures of the botched batches
