Fathomas: where is all my friends. Im not sure where they are. It's as if they all went moonli-
*GASP*
Fathomas: THOSE BOTCHES ALL WENT MOONLIGHTING WITHOUT ME I WAS NOT AWARE
*calls minchy*
(PHONECALL)
Minchy: what the fack do you want bitch ass whore?
Fathomas: you know what i want?
Shulatube: a dick?
Fathomas: no- yes- no... highkey yeah.. but thats not why i called
Custard: you finally realized we left your botch ass?
Everyone but thomas: CUSTARD?!/)3&:)&@ WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
Custard: well. I ate a magical sushi with joe and he grew powers and took us moonlighting. We met marie condo and she told joe they were soulmates
Minchy: just to be clear... im still having your child right
Shulatube: DONT SAY THAT DONT SAY THAT *scrolls through tinder*
B-bud: i dont know about you guys but i like cheese
Fathomas: my hair smells like cheese. Smell it. SMELL IT
b-bud: bro chill.
Fathomas: ME CHILL. IM STRANDED IN WHO KNOWS WHERE WHILE-
B-bud: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE
Shulatube: jeaaaaannnnne?
Mincy: tweny fi-fifhe tweny fi-fifthe *swerves car to the left on jeffery right on jeffery*
Curstine: *goes flying into b-bud* OH MA GAWD
B-bud: HHHHHAHHH BRO CHILL
shulatube: MAyBe IF yOu GuYs PuT oN YouR SeaTBelt YoU wOuldNt Be FlYinG!
Custine: i dont care about me. I care about joe *cradles joe to her chest*
(little does curstine know that minchy comits homicide on joe and leaves his limbs detached in her closet)
Mincy: why is that small indian boy looking at us?
Shulatube: i dont know but lets Go stalk him
Fathomas: IS NO ONE LISTENING TO ME I—-
Joe: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
*silence*
Everyone but fatthomas: JOE SPEAKS????
Fathomas: who?
To be continued as thomas struggles to find his way back to the staunch botches who have just made a shocking discovery
