How to become a mermaid!!

First spell!!!!

This spell doesn't belong to me.
Write or print the spell but do not read it yet.
Here's the spell:
Magic spirits of the deep,
I would like a tail not two feet,
Beauty be upon me, fish of all kinds
Let me see when I'm finished in the sea,
When I'm dry let my feet return to me.
Memorise the spell. Then get a necklace (any kind) and put it on. Go to the bathroom fill your bath half way with water then get into the bath make sure you do this every time you take a shower. Sit in the bath and hold your necklace tightly chant the spell next take a shower do this for a while now do the same thing every time also to improve your chances make sure no one sees you. You can't take off the necklace if you do it will break the spell and it won't work. You also may experience side affects ( which is completely normal)
The side affects are:
1.itchy legs
2. Neck and head hurts
3.trouble waking or breathing
4.dry skin
5. Stomach aches
6.legs sticking together
7. Drinking more water
8. Singing a lot
9.craving salt
10.scales appear
11.feet changing colour
12. Crossing legs a lot
13.Feeling sick
14. Mood swings
15.pain in legs
16.feeling like there is a heart beat in your legs
17.sore throat
18.holding your breath longer under water
19.skin peeling
20.loss of balance
21.mermaid dreams
22.darker veins
You will not experience all of these side affects.
If you have any questions please ask.😁