How to become a mermaid!!

Mermaid Spell

This isn't mine.
Side effects:
Trouble breathing
Dizziness
Legs sticking together
Headaches
Mood swings
Sudden thirst
Wanting to touch water
Scales on legs
Please note you will not experience all of these side affects.
In this spell you do not get to choose your powers. You will not be able to choose the color of your tail either.
You need to put on a symbol on the top half of your body ( bracelet, earrings, necklace, etc) make sure it is visible when your tail appears. Wear your bracelet and make sure some part of your body is touching water.
Now say this spell:
Insouciant, inclemency,
Redoubtable, mediocracy
Refutable, humanity
Witches one and witches all give this power to me.
Make me what I wish to be a mermaid!!
Ask me if you have any questions (I will try to answer ASAP)
I haven't tried this so I'm not positive it will work but it is a spell worth trying I want to let you all know why I haven't been posting 👇

Recently I have gone through a lot with school, friends and family etc I don't want you to feel sorry for me I want to help others if you are stuck in a situation that doesn't seem like it will ever get better. Listen to me time changes things do get better and that's why you're here to look for a change and leave this cruel world behind.
You are the most beautiful person in plant so am, I so is everything.
Please fell free to talk to me!!😁