I thought, today is the day I tell Ted we are getting a divorce!
I walk into the living room and see him sitting there, watching the match.
"Hello, dear!" Ted smiles.
I look at him, coldness in my eyes.
"Stop with the act, Ted. Let's cut to the chase," I say.
He changes the channel over to BBC 1 where The Chase is on.
I walk over to the plug sockets and unplug the television at the wall.
"Ted, I have had enough of your lies and personality. I have filed for a divorce," I tell him," Get out of this house. NOW!"
He looks at me in disbelief.

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Sandra Divorces Ted
Non-FictionSandra is sick and tired of Ted. The only solution is to divorce him! She has a shock when she finds out...