Adoption

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Naruto, Kakashi and the several jonin that was with him made it back to the Hokage tower, Naruto instructed the jonin to drop ghe sleeping kids off and they all return to their normal duties.
"Okay, now what should we do."
Naruto said as sat at his desk trying to think about what he would do with eight kids who just happen to be former akatsuki members...then a idea popped Into his head.
"Let's set them up for adoption"
There was a brief moment of silence.
"Naruto...you realize these are not ordinary kids, they're all ex-akatsuki."
Said the elder shinobi.
"I know that's I need you to gather everyone I can trust here in the village for me"
"So, all of your friends?"
"Yes, they're the only ones I can trust with this kind of issue."
Naruto replied.
"Why not just call them with your phone, instead making an old man do this."
Said the ninja feigning tiredness.
"Well normally I would but, this may be too sensitive of a topic to talk about over phone where people can possibly listen in on.
"I don't know Naruto, I can't be doing all of this running around like I used too."
Kakashi said, again feigning his age and being tired.
"I'll give you two weeks paid vacation."
"Deal."
Kakashi quickly left the office.
"And now we wait."
{Yawn}
Naruto turned around and he saw that all the kids were starting to wake up.
"Crap not now."
Once the kids were fully awake they all stared at Naruto.
"Okay, they're all awake now...but no worries Naruto you're a parent and your two kids were babies before and you handled them...so, how hard can it be now."
Twenty minutes later the current Naruto Uzumaki the current hokage while trying to manage eight naked different toddlers who were all running around his office while he waited for Kakashi to comeback from gathering all of his friends.
"Hey you get down from there!"
Naruto shouted at a silver haired toddler who was trying to climb onto a bookshelf.
"No!"
Hidan kept on climbing onto the bookshelf.
Naruto rushed to the child and he grabbed him from the shelf.
"AHHHHH!!!,  NO NO NO NO NO!!!"
Hidan cried out loudly.
Boruto and Himewari never gave this much trouble when they were this age sure Boruto was a loud mouth but not this loud.
Naruto was brought out of his thoughts when he felt someone tugging on his shirt, the man looked down and he saw that it was Itachi.
"What is it?"
Itachi pointed to the corner of the office where Deidara was peeing on the floor.
"Crap!"
Naruto put Hidan down and quickly grabbed a towel to clean up the pee puddle the blonde toddler made.
Damn, I should've had someone get some diapers.....wait.
Naruto slapped himself on the head, he had shadow clones.
"I'm such a idiot."  Said  Naruto as he summoned four other shadow clones, each one knowing what to do they want about doing their jobs.
"There that should make things easier until everyone gets here."
Naruto sat back in his chair and he started to relax until he heard a poof, Naruto quickly looked up to see one of his clones has disappeared.
"How in the world?
Naruto looked at his other clones to see that they were all exhausted soon enough they disappeared too.
"Really...why Obito...why you gotta do this me, getting the nine tails yanked outta me was less painful."
Naruto got up from his chair so he could tend to the kids.
The clone Naruto sent out came back with a pack of diapers and wipes.
"At least something went right today."
Naruto summoned some more clones.
"Alright, here take a diaper and pick a baby."
Naruto handed out seven other diapers to his clones and they all scattered.
"I'll get Itachi, he seems to be the calmest one her"
Naruto found Itachi sitting with Konan and Deidara, the little girl was playing with the two boys hair.
"Okay Itachi I'll get you since you're the calmest baby here."
Naruto picked up Itachi this caused Konan to reach up at the black haired toddler.
"Sorry Konan I need him for a second."
"Waaaaaaaaah!"
Konan cried out loudly this caused Nagato to rush to Konan's side.
"Aww, look at you two."
Naruto bent down to the two kids and Nagato took this time to tackle Naruto's crotch causing the man to reel over in pain while still holding up Itachi in the air.
"Nagato...why."
Naruto squeaked out.
"Meanie."
Naruto quickly got up and he stared the red haired boy down which in turn caused the toddler to start trembling.
"S sowy......"
Naruto just sighed and he rubbed the top of Nagato's head
"Just don't do it again."
Naruto said as he also scooped up the child and he laid both Itachi and Nagato on his desk and he put both boys in diapers and he placed the two diapered toddlers on the floor and he went to put diapers on Deidara and Konan.
"There, at least I remember how to do that."
After a few minutes had passed all of the kids were diapered and all sleeping on top of Naruto.
"Naruto I'm back with everyone....."
Kakashi was greeted by this sight and he couldn't help but to smile under his mask so went over to the Hokage and shook him awake.
"Sensei?, what time is it?"
Naruto's slowly started getting up so he wouldn't wake the kids up.
Kakashi cleared his throat
"I brought all of your close friends they're waiting outside."
"Uh, yeah let them in."
Naruto quickly composed himself as he everyone he knew wali inside the office and they were all surprised at what they saw.
A solid minute had passed before someone decided to speak up.
"So.... Naruto....where did the all the kids come from?
Shikamaru asked.
"Well that's a long story, take a seat this may take a while."
When everyone took seat Naruto explained what happened hours before and who these kids were, while Naruto was explaining the whole ordeal everyone there had a constant shocked expression on their face as some of them stared cautiously at the toddlers who were all sleeping on a nearby couch.
Fifteen minutes later Naruto had finished briefing everyone on the events.
"So, all of them of them are alive?"
Sakura asked as she looked back a Sasori noticing the boy's body appears to be of flesh and not the puppet body he previous puppet body.
"Yeah, at least most of them we already know what happened to Obito and all versions of Zetsu are gone."
"How do you know that this isn't another trick of Obito?"
Kiba asked.
"Because I know Obito and he was genuine in his attempt in redemption, although I wish he would've at plan this out first if he had been alive all this time."
Kakashi sighed, he wish his friend was here so he could slap him for this.
"Which brings me to why I brought you all here today."
Naruto stood up and rubbed the back of his head and in a sheepish manner.
"I kinda need a favor from some of you guys."
Ino grew skeptical.
"What kind of favor?"
Everyone stared at Naruto.
"Who feels like having children."
.........
As soon as Naruto said that the room grew silent.
"That's one hell of a favor idiot!"
Sakura said hit Naruto across his head.
"I know I know, but think these are....or at least were the members of the akatsuki and if I just send to a orphanage so much can go wrong and who knows they may revert back to their old ways."
"Well he does have a point....Temari you said you wanted another baby around, right?"
Shikamaru turned to his wife.
"Well yeah but, this is to sudden!"
Temari said
"Did I also mention that for anyone willing to take a kid I will give you a check for eight thousand dollars a month, just use some of it for proper items for your kid and if any is left, you can do whatever you want."
"I'm game let's adopt a kid."
Temari quickly changed her mind.
"Good."
Shikamaru looked onto the couch where the sleeping toddlers were at and he pointed at Hidan and Kakuzu
"We'll take them."
Said the shinobi earning him questionable looks from everyone.
"Don't worry the man who killed Asuma Sensei is gone, but if things go south with this I can stop him along with Kakuzu."
Naruto sighed.
"Well alright I trust you Shikamaru."
Shikamaru went to the couch and noticed the kids were waking up.
"Hey Hidan."
The toddler rubbed his eyes and he looked up at the man in front of him.
"Aww he's kinda cute."
Temari picked up the boy
"Hey there cutie I'm your new mommy."
Hidan looked at the that was holding him and he squealed happily as he started playing with Temari's hair.
"There so much we have to do, c'mon Shikamaru let's go!"
Temari rushed out the office with Shikamaru picking up Kakuzu  and following behind.
"(We can use that money to finish house payments....I hope Sarada doesn't mind being a big sister.)"
Sakura thought to herself for a moment until she decided.
"Okay, I'll adopt a kid....I feel I should take Itachi it would mean a lot to Sasuke."
Naruto nodded in response.
"Sasuke would be glad to do this for Itachi."
Naruto went to go pick up Itachi and hand him to Sakura.
"Waaaaaaaaah!"
Itachi had a fierce grip on Naruto's shirt, he didn't want to leave the blonde.
"Itachi, you to be with your actual family."
Naruto broke the child's grip on his shirt but, this caused Itachi to cry louder.
"Okay Okay"
Sakura handed Itachi to Naruto and the blonde started to calm the crying toddler down reducing his cries to whimpers as the Itachi started to grip Naruto's shirt again.
"Itachi, you have a actual family waiting for you don't be like this."
"No."
Said the toddler as he hid face in Naruto's chest.
"Well seems like he wants you Naruto, why don't you just keep him?"
Sakura asked.
"I don't think Sasuke is gonna like that, I mean Itachi is his family."
Naruto looked down at Itachi who still refused to let go of Naruto.
"It's fine we'll deal with it when Sasuke comes back...and besides I kinda wanted the little girl anyways."
Sakura picked up Konan and the little girl smiled and pointed to Sakura.
"Mama."
Sakura hugged the baby
"Aww, she so adorable!!"
Nagato started whimpering as he reached his hands out to Konan.
"Naga."
Konan reached her hands out to the boy.
Sakura picked up Nagato and two kids were happy.
"Okay two new kids I can do this."
"You sure you can handle two kids."
Ino asked the pink haired kunoichi.
"Yeah I can, besides Sarada is growing up."
Sakura walked out the office with Nagato and Konan.
"Hey Sai?"
Ino turned to her husband.
"Yeah, it would be a good idea and besides we can teach Inojjn some responsibility by being a elder brother."
Ino picked up Deidara and Sasori.
And both her and Sai left their new children.
"I guess I'm taking Itachi... anyone want to adopt Kisame?"
Naruto asked his remaining friends.
"I will!"
Lee quickly picked up the shark like toddler holding him in the air.
"Guy sensei consider Kisame a rival so now is the time to this former villan to our side."
Lee ran out the office with Kisame in hand.
Naruto sighed.
"Well guess you're coming with me Itachi."
Naruto got out of his chair and he started walking home but before he left he pulled out his phone and started making phone.
"Hey Hinata...I have some news for you.'

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