Akatsuki Babies Canon

Newest Addition: Yamanaka

Inojin was feeling a multitude of emotions right now, so much had happened in one day and he wasn't sure how he could process what his parents told him properly.
"Inojin...are you going to be okay?"
Sai asked.
Ino sighed
"Look, I know this is a lot to take in but think of it this way...you'll have two kids to look up to you."
Ino said.
"Mom, this is more than a lot for me too take in."
Inojin said.
Sai cleared his throat.
"Well we adopted these two kids for a couple of reasons, your mother and I thought that being a older brother to the kids can teach you more responsibility."
"Dad I am paired up with Chocho and Shikadai, they pretty much act like a set of children."
Inojin said.
"They're not that bad Inojin."
Sai responded as he walked to his son and he placed Deidara and Sasori in front of him.
"Now how about you take this chance to know them."
Sai smiled at his son.
"Fine."
Inojin sighed and bent down to the two toddlers level.
"Hey you two."
Deidara happily went up to Inojin and he tried to climb up on the preteen while Sasori stayed where he was.
"Inojin I guess this one is alright...but what about this kid."
Inojin held his hand out to Sasori.
"Waaaaaaaah Mommy!"
Sasori ran back to Ino's arms.
"Mommy."
Sasori said as he hid behind Ino.
"Come on Sasori that's your big brother you can't be scared of him...you see your brother Deidara like him.
Deidara was currently on Inojin's shoulders playing with the boy's hair.
Sasori went back up to Inojin and he just stared at the older blond.
"Mom this kid is weird."
Inojin looked back at the child.
"Don't say that he's not weird."
Ino replied.
Inojin picked up Sasori.
"So I gotta look after you two for awhile...so we better get to know each other."
Sasori looked up at his older brother and smiled.
"Well it looks like you three are going to be fine...so now I need you to watch them for awhile while me and your father do some shopping for the babies."
Ino said as she stood up.
"Wait I'm on babysitting duty already!"
"Yeah we need to buy a few things we won't be long so why don't you take this time to know the kids."
Ino pointed to a bag on the the couch.
"That bag has changing supplies if they start crying get the pacifiers or if they start getting hungry get something soft from the fridge."
With that said Ino and Sai left the house.
Inojin stood quiet as he a twelve year old genin was left with two babies.
"Okay...so who's up for T.V."
The preteen sat on the couch and he placed both of the boys next to him, once everyone was settled on the couch he turned on some cartoons for the two boys.
"There that should keep them busy for a bit and while they watch T.V I can finish my new scroll beast."
Inojin got his sketch pad and he started drawing his new beast.
After a minute had passed he felt that he was being watched, so he lowered his sketchpad to see Deidara and Sasori were watching him draw.
"Hey."
Inojin said.
Deidara stood up to try to look at the drawing Inojin made.
"Do you guys want to see what I drew."
Sasori and Deidara nodded.
Inojin turned his sketchpad towards the two toddlers.
"Pretty neat huh... however I'm not done yet."
"Cowo?"
Sasori asked as he pointed to the sketchpad
"What?"
Inojin asked.
"Cowo."
Deidara grabbed the inkbrush and he was about to paint on Inojin's drawing until the preteen quickly moved his sketchpad away.
"Don't color on it!"
Deidara and Sasori started whimpering, they were getting ready to cry.
"Oh no, wait wait wait don't cry."
The preteen tore two pages out of his sketchpad which he gave to the two boys alongside two pencils.
"There now you two can draw stuff."
Deidara looked up at Inojin
"Cowo?"
The blond boy asked.
"Yes color."
Inojin replied.
The two toddlers started scribbling on their sheets of paper.
"Alright that was close I gotta be more careful when it comes to kids."
With the two toddlers now content Inojin went back to his painting and everything was quiet for twenty minutes until he felt a slight tug on his shirt, Inojin lowered his sketchpad to see the scribbly mess Sasori and Deidara had drew on their papers.
"That looks like cra...I mean good job"
Inojin had to correct himself he can't be blunt with a couple of babies.
"Pway pway"
Deidara said as he tugged on the elder blond's arm.
"I'm good how about you two go play."
Inojin replied.
"Pway pway!"
Deidara said again.
"Cowo."
Sasori tugged on Inojin's other arm.
The young man sighed if actual babies are this troublesome he rather deal with his teammates right now.
"Why don't you two watch cartoons instead of bugging me."
Inojin said as he got up and he walked up the wall until he was standing on the ceiling.
"There I can still watch them while I can finish my new beast."
Inojin continued to draw.
"Pway pway!!"
Inojin looked below him to see Deidara jumping up to reach him.
"No, play with the other kid."
Inojin replied.
"Cowo"
Sasori asked.
"I don't have any spare paper, play with the other kid."
Inojin said now slightly irritated.
A few moments later inojin heared some creaking noises, he lowered his sketchpad to see Deidara was climbing onto the the nearest bookshelf but the toddler was starting to lose his grip.
"Crap!"
Inojin quickly jumped down from the ceiling and he landed under Deidara allowing the boy to land on him.
"Ha ha ha gan gan!"
Deidara shouted.
Inojin put the two toddlers on the couch.
"ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
Inojin shouted.
The two toddlers stated at their elder brother then they both started crying.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
Both the boys were crying uncontrollably.
"Wait stop crying I didn't mean to yell, crap if I don't make them stop mother is gonna have my head...what did she said I needed to do if they start crying."
Inojin turned his head to the bag Ino had mentioned earlier quickly looked inside it to find diapers changing supplies and pacifiers and two bottles.
"Let me try the pacifiers."
The blond preteen grabbed the two pacifiers and he tried to put them inside the two toddlers mouth but they spat them out and continued their crying.
"Okay that didn't work they're probably hungry."
Inojin quickly ran to the kitchen and looked inside the fridge for something suitable for babies.
"What can I feed these two?"
Inojin continued to look around his fridge until he found a pack of chocolate pudding.
"That'll work."
Inoijin grabbed two pudding cups and he rushed back to the living room.
"Hey you two if you stop crying big brother is gonna give you some chocolate pudding."
Inojin waved in front of the two toddler's eyes and their cries were starting to get quieter.
"Chocwite?"
Deidara asked
"That's right and it's really good to."
Inojin pretended to eat some of the pudding.
"Mmmm really good."
Soon the crying had stopped completely and both Sasori and Deidara were reaching for the chocolate pudding.
"Alright good now here you two go.
Inojin opened the two pudding cups and he handed them to the two boys alongside two spoons.
"Now if you stay quiet you can have all the pudding you like."
Inojin said as he sat back down on the couch tired from the ordeal.
"Good now that they're quiet I can get back to work."
Inojin went back to finishing his drawing and everything was calm and quiet excluding the laughter and sounds coming from the two toddlers but then he felt some tugging at his shirt, Inojin looked away from his drawing to see Sasori whom of which had dry chocolate pudding splats all over him alongside Deidara who also had chcolate smeared all over him.
"How did you two get so messy with  two cups of pudding."
Inojin asked as he rubbed his head.
"Cowo?"
Sasori asked.
"Sure if it'll keep you busy until Mom gets back."
Inojin tore out a sheet of drawing paper from his sketchpad and he gave it to Sasori along with a few markers.
"Alright now let me finish working."
"Me cowo me cowo!!"
Deidara pleaded.
"Fine you can to."
Inojin then tore out a second piece of paper and he gave it to Deidara.
"Okay, you two share those markers while I finish up my drawing."
A few minutes later and Inojin had finished his drawing.
"Finally after many delays I have finished my new beast."
Inojin said as he lowered his sketchpad to only be shocked by what he saw. The two boys scribbled not only just sheet of sketch paper they were provided but also on each other.
Inojin pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Oh man, if my parents see you two like this, I'll be put on the chopping block."
Inojin stood up and motioned for the  two kids to follow him.
"Okay bath time you two."
Inojin said as he continued to gesture the boys to follow him but the two boys did not understand the gesture so they continued to draw on each other.
"Hey stop that!"
Inojin quickly took the markers from the two tykes.
"Cowo!!"
Deidara pouted.
"Yeah, but not on each other."
Inojin picked up both boys at arms length as he carried them both to the bathroom. Once inside the bathroom Inojin detached the shower head from the hook.
"Okay let's get you two cleaned up before my parents get here and rip me to shreds."
Inojin took off the two boys diapers and he placed the mulit colored kids in the bathtub.
"Now stay still."
Inojin turned on the shower head and he started spraying the kids with warm water.
"Ha ha ha ha ha wawa wawa!!"
Deidara laughed loudly.
While Deidara was having fun, Sasori on the other hand was not having as much fun as the blond toddler was.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
Sasori cried out.
"What's with you now?"
Inojin asked tiredly.
"No wawa."
Sasori said.
"No what....oh you mean no shower, but too bad I need to wash the marker off you two."
Inojin turned on the shower head again spraying the two kids free of the markings they drew on each other.
[Ten Minutes Later]
Inojin had successfully washed the colors off the two kids, Deidara was a little disappointed that he didn't look like a rainbow anymore while Sasori was just glad he wasn't being showered anymore.
"Finally you two are clean, now let's get you two into some diapers and call it a day."
Inojin grabbed a large towel and he wrapped the two boys as he picked them up and carried them to the living room.
[Living Room]
After drying the two boys off he spread the towel on the floor and he laid the two boys down on it.
"Now how do I put these on you?"
Inojin said as he turned the diaper package around to see how he supposed to do put the two toddlers in diapers.
Deidara grew tired of just laying down, he assumed it was nap time and he wasn't ready for that yet so he got up and walked away.
"Alright I think I figured it out."
Inojin looked back down at where the two boys were laying down at to see Deidara was missing.
"Where the other one go?"
Inojin asked as he looked at Sasori.
The toddler pointed to towards a bookshelf that and what Inojin saw made him freeze with fear. Deidara was on top of the bookshelf how did get up there so fast Inojin had no clue but he did know that he needed to get the child down and fast.
"Deidara you get down right now."
Inojin shouted desperately.
"Na na boo boo"
Deidara started making faces at elder blond that only seemed to make  Inojin even angrier.
"Don't you mock me!!"
Inojin shouted.
Deidara stuck his tounge out as he continued to taunt Inojin. The toddler was having for awhile as Inojin's various expressions of anger made the blond toddler laugh and it was all fun and games until Deidara lost his footing and he fell off from the top of the bookshelf. Time seemed to stop as Deidara was calling Inojin heart was racing of ways to save his new baby brother so the preteen slid at spot where the toddler would land and Deidara landed on Inojin's stomach causing the young Yamanaka to lurch foward in pain as he felt like he was going to throw up from the pain in his stomach.
"Gan gan!"
Deidara exclaimed.
Although the blond toddler was happy and excited by what just happened the blond  twelve year old was less than thrilled by what just  had happened.
"NO!, NOT AGAIN, NEVER AGAIN!!"
Inojin shouted.
"W wan pway."
Deidara stuttered.
"I don't care if you wanted to play, do you know how badly you could've been hurt!!!"
Deidara started tearing up.
"Oh you're gonna cry the go ahead!!!"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
Deidara started crying.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
Then the the red haired toddler Sasori started crying too.
Inojin turned his back to the two kid and after one minute he started feeling bad, so he turned back around to face the two kids to see them still crying as they're faces had snot dripping from their noses and their tears were still flowing.
"Come here you two."
Inojin opened his arms and the two toddlers ran to his arms.
"Me sowwy budda me baa."
Deidara said
"Me baa me sowwy budda."
Sasori said.
Inojin sighed.
"And I'm sorry that I yelled at you two...again."
Inojin wiped the two boys tears.
"How about we get you two into some diapers and we can all watch T.V."
Inojin laid the two boys on the towel and he put the boys in two. Ew diapers, once Deidara and Sasori had some article of clothing on Inojin sat the boy on the couch and he sat in between them.
"And now let's watch TV."
Inojin turned the on some cartoons for Deidara and Sasori and they started watching the cartoon and some time later Inojin had noticed the two boys had stopped giggliing had stopped, Inojin had looked down to see that the two boys had fallen asleep.
"Out like a...{Yawn} light."
Inojin eyes were starting to get heavy and before he knew it he fell asleep too.
[30 Minutes Later]
Ino and Sai had started taking several bags out of their car.
"We were out for bit longer than we planned."
Sai said as he pulled many bags out from the trunk.
"Yeah but there were just so many cute outfits that the boys could wear I couldn't pick just a few.
Ino unlocked the door and she opened the door to see the three boys all sleeping peacefully on the couch and this sight made Ino's heart melt.
"I guess he took a liking to his new brothers."
Sai said.
"You go ahead put everything up and take care of them."
Ino said to her husband.
Sai nodded and he went to go tale care of the bags.
Ino went to grab a cover and she draped it over her children and then kissed them all Individually.
"Good night, my beautiful boys."