SMITH: Hello friendly people of the atmosphere, it's your favorite neighborhood spidey... Just Kitten, it's ya boy Chris Smith and today I will be playing fortnite. For y'all hoes that don't know what that is, Fortnite is an online video game developed by Epic Games and released in 2017. It is available in three distinct game mode versions that otherwise share the same general gameplay and game engine: Fortnite: Save the World, a cooperative shooter-survival game for up to four players to fight off zombie-like creatures and defend objects with fortifications they can build, Fortnite Battle Royale, a free-to-play battle royale game where up to 100 players fight to be the last person standing.
KELLY: You read that directly from the website
SMITH: And? Do sum bout it... get out
KELLY: *flicks him off and leaves*
SMITH: He a bitch y'all but let's get into the game, I'm finna log in, I been playin, I just wanted to show y'all how good I was... so when I made my account the first time I just tried to put my name as 'Daddy Mac' plain and simple, but some lil bitch ass took my name so I had to put 'T_Daddy_Mac' , We finna play save the world so hopefully I see this nigga that took my name with his scammin ass
SMITH: Let's get started *smiles evilly*
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KELLY: *laughing and fixing camera* You dumb
SMITH: You fixed it?
SMITH: I'm sorry y'all I had a mental breakdown, my legacy is being destroyed
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
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SMITH: Y'all hoes already knows, I does this shit... yeah... get all this nigga LEWT
KELLY: Nigga calm down
SMITH: Nigga get out, why even are you in here?
KELLY: Nawl I wanna see you lose
SMITH: *looks at him* Bitch
KELLY: LOOK! *points at screen*
SMITH: *eliminated* CHRISSSSS NOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH
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SMITH: *fixing camera* *sighs* Alright y'all, I got Kell out the room for good, ima focus and ima fuckin win, ain't no more losing and I'm finna play a girl this time, they do better, and lighter
KELLY: *from the outside of the door* LIES
SMITH: Fuck off
PHONE: *rings*
SMITH: Ian picking you up so whoever calling finna wait
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SMITH: FINALLY GUYS AFTER FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS OF TRYING I GOT ANOTHER VICTORY, DUMB ASS HOES, YALL KNEW I WAS GON WIN, I DONT MAKE MISTAKES, THE FIRST WAS WARNINGS
KELLY: You might wanna call that person back
SMITH: Oh right, *picks up his phone and calls person back*
SMITH: HELLO!?
TARIK: *on the phone* DAMN WHY YOU YELLIN FOO
SMITH: MY BAD- I- I got another victory on fortnite
TARIK: Me too man, I was callin to rub it in yo face and tell you to go fuck yo self *hangs up*
SMITH: Ion like him no mo
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