Your with him?!

Positive for Liar

Sonic's pov

Where the heck did my life go wrong? I mean I'm the worlds greatest hero. I don't deserve to be mad at or to be ignored! Hell I should have everything just..ya'know given to me. Shouldn't I? 

I'm handsome, reliable, talented, charming, and the list goes on and on. Ughhh!!! I impatiently tap by foot on the tile floor. Tails had sent me out to buy groceries to calm me down a bit. Clearly it isn't working. This line is taking forever. 

I look around and see some people pointing my way and some girls giggle. I pause my bad mood to give them a smirk and wink which makes them squeal and giggle more. Once their gone I go back to thinking.

'Okay Sonic, think. Just think. When did your bad fortune start?'

Flashback

"Oh Sonic~"  Sally hollered from upstairs.

"Yeah Sal?" Sonic hollered back.

"Come up stairs I have a surprise~"

"I'm kinda busy.. er maybe later."

Sonic continued to play his video game, unaware that Sally made her way downstairs. Sally pouts as she sees him playing that obnoxious video game 'Call of Duty'.  She walks in front of the t.v hoping that Sonic will focus on the little surprise. 

'Sal, what the heck, I'm trying to play here,' Green eyes focus on the squirrel who is blocking his only source of entertainment. But he did so happen to see the 'surprise'. She was wearing black lingerie with all sorts of patterns and lace and not to mention very revealing spots which.. let's just say showed a little to much.

Sally walked over to the couch Sonic was sitting on and seductively sat on his lap and tosses the game controller on the floor.

She moved in slowly for a kiss only for her partner to stop her.

'Sal, I know what your doing...but you know I don't.."

There was a awkward moment of silence. 

"It doesn't hurt to try, and who knows maybe 'little blue' will show up hmm?" She tried to restore the mood but once again was rejected.

Blue shook his head and removed Sally from his lap. He made his way upstairs and hollered if she could turn of the console and clean up the bowl of chips.The next morning  Sally was gone along with her clothes and belongings. When he had tried to cal she didn't pick up.

End of flashback 

Sonic unlocked the front door and set the bag of groceries down on the kitchen counter.

"Hey Sonic how was the errand?" Tails said absentmindedly as he work on some gadget.

"It was sooo fun waiting in line for an half and hour. Maybe you would like to try it sometime."

Tails ignored his rood behavior. He knew that Sonic was upset on what happened with Sally, but honestly he could see why she left. Sonic's a tad... prestigious to the point where it make him look snotty. But he doesn't think that's what threw her off the edge.

"So have you thought about what happened?" he spoke trying to get more information.

Sonic pinched his nose and sighed. 'Well.. I guess it has something to do with the fact I couldn't have sex with her.?'

'Oh no you don't Sonic, you could have had sex with her, you just didn't want to for whatever reason." He said now standing up crossing his arms.

The blue hedgehog got confused and annoyed. "Don't get all smart with me!' He said throwing his arms in the air, "I told her from the very beginning that I couldn't get sexual aroused and that's why I couldn't have sex with her!"

Tails's eye twitched. He always knew when Sonic was lying to him. But this time, it wasn't just intuition, he had proof.

'Your lying.' Tails said accusingly, his mouth a frown.

'What's there to lie about?!" 

Silently Tails removed one of the cushions from the couch pulling out a plastic bag. Green eyes widened dramatically as Tails pulled out stained tissue's and a...

"Gay Porn Catalog, limited addition, laminated and has exclusive images that are 'worth the price' " Tails said literally quoting the front of the catalog.

Sonic looked like a deer in headlights, his mouth moved but his words were gibberish. "Wha..how..ha'

"You could have just told me you were gay. You didn't have to lie to me or Sally. I could care less what sexuality you are and I'm sure she would say the same.' 

Putting the tissue's and catalog back into the bag, he tossed it in the garbage and went to the kitchen to wash his hands.

Sonic face was as red as a tomato, he wasn't going down just yet. 

 "Why the hell were you doing in my room?! And this young man, for your information is none of your business! It's not even mine!"

Tails looked at him dead in the eye and raised and eyebrow.

"It was under your pillow," the speedster tried to speak again but was cut off, " And that machine over there," he said pointing to the contraption he was working on previously, "it reads DNA ."

The twin-tailed fox walked past Sonic and started to walk up the stairs. "And just so you know, the results tested positive for liar."