Cut in two // Murder Mystery AU // Discontinued

Attempted Evidence

That morning, I got a letter from taco and microphone, It read as follows:

dear void,

thanks for telling us! This is exciting news that we have a detective on our side, as you said in your letter, 'we can't tell a soul.' So, we both promise to keep our lips sealed. It's a good idea that you come over this morning. We found some tapes from the night of the most recent murder!

Also... we made cookies.

-taco and microphone.

After reading this, I became ecstatic! Some new evidence? perfect! This'll make things a lot easier. So, I left that morning to go to the local police department, when I passed someone. He seemed to be arguing with himself. I was curious, and decided to follow him.

"Water!"

"Dr.Fizz!"

"Water!"

"Dr.Fizz!"

He seemed to be arguing over which is better.

Typical.

He suddenly came to a stop, making me run into him violently

"Hey! What do you think your doing?!" He said, seeming oddly mad.

"O-oh, I'm sorry!" He suddenly flipped personalities, his voice went from raspy to clear as day.

He started to ramble, I was extensively confused. as he did that, I started to zone, but I snapped back to reality when I heard him say this, in a raspy tone "SHUT UP, YIN! I'LL KILL YOU!" instantly I pulled by notepad out and jotted a note down.

Then 'yin' responded "eep! S-sorry, yang..."

so their name is yin yang, huh? Shoulda been obvious. He suddenly, after a few minutes of more arguing, looked me dead in the eyes, before walking off.

How strange, I thought to myself...

I then got up, dusted myself off, and continued too taco's station. I then met taco and mic at the front desk, who led me to an area with monitors all around.

"This should help you find our target, go wild." She said, patting my back, then leaving the room with mic at her side.

I went trough all of the tapes they had provided me. None had shone to be useful.

"Dangit" I murmured, slightly stressed.

I decided that it's a good idea to leave this to taco and mic so far. So, I said goodbye to them, after they gave me a cookie, and headed home. From what I know at the moment, no one had been killed today.

I wonder if theirs a doctor in this town...

Well, trial was held again, this time, no one died... AGAIN. which, this is the third time! I guess this just proves how this town's legal system works, huh?

anyways, the trial went smoothly, heck, I helped make it go smoothly in a way! but, that's not to be dwelled on much... Well, after that, I decided to hang out with some of the locals, such as knife, yinyang, trophy, OJ, paper, other people. just to know them all better. we all met outside the local park. Paper and Oj brought drinks, and honestly, it was all just a good time.

"Hey guys?" I asked, leaning against a big tree's trunk

"hmm?" OJ said, poking a bug with a long stick

"do you all know if there's a Doctor in this town? I wanted to know, just in case something goes down... ya know?"

"There's two medics that I know of live here. They're roommates, collage friends. they live down by oak bridge. its actually quite close to here" Paper said, pointing down the road

"huh, really now?" I responded

"yeah!" Paper continued "I think their names are... Fan and Test tube? yeah, test tube does most of the sciency work, though. as in making medicines n' stuff"

"good to note" i said, getting up "I should get going, its getting pretty late." I say, as I start walking off. before catching the dirty glare of yinyang...

they're a strange one, that yinyang...

Hours after...

I decide to head off, recharge, hit the hay. I was awfully tried that night. either way, I got myself ready for bed, and fell asleep...

for about 2 minutes.

I heard some violent banging from outside, and got up. I walked to my window. before I could even reach it, it was shoved open by someone. Before I could see who did it, I ran downstairs towards the kitchen, and got a cast-iron frying pan. my heart was skipping beats, and just when I had my grip on the pan, they touched my shoulder. I whipped around, and attempted to hit them in the face with my pan...

I missed... oh god.

but, they did fall backwards due to shock. letting out a raspy, yet, girly scream. it was obvious it was knife at this point

"DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!" he yelled, probably forgetting that he was the person who broke into my house.

"KNIFE, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!" I said, dropping the pan.

"oh, right- OKAY LEMMIE EXPLAIN"

I rolled my eyes, and jokingly said "do you live in my attic or something?"

"what? hell no." he said, getting up "yinyang was trying to crawl into your window. I don't know why, But I caught him on the ladder, I wanted to come in to make sure you were okay." He rubbed the back of his "neck," looking away from me.

"well, either than you scaring the hell outta me... I'm actually pretty good! tired, yes, but, good."

"well, atleast your okay. yinyang scared the crap outta me when I saw him doing that. since your new and all, and I kinda like you, I didn't wanna see your name under 'who the mafia had killed.'"

I snicker at his comment quietly.

we actually talked a bit after that, not much, but after 2 minutes or so... he left.

I go back to my bed, and rest, hoping after that weird encounter, that i'd dream something atleast mildly pleasant...