So my dear friend handed me a book titled, "Things Chad (my name) Has Said". With the thickness of this book and the lack of context throughout it I thought it was worthy enough to share. Each chapter will share twenty of them so I can go through this book throughout the rest of my Danny DeVito series.
Let us begin.
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"My Lunchables were born with human rights, Josh!"
"Oh dear Fetus Cake, where have you gone?"
"Wowzeroni, it's almost as if you liked wearing pants."
"These eyes, du du du, eat Sidewalk Chalk all the time..."
"THE BEE POLICE HAVE MADE THEIR VERDICT FOR YOUR DOLLY PARTON WIG CRIMES!"
"Little does my husband know that I actually have TEN rocks, not four! *Evil laughter*"
"I would be friends with you but then you decided to be a cactus and steal my children..."
"You may see a gay human being but in actuality, I am a lamp pole."
"If someone doesn't like choking on watermelon seeds, do we REALLY want them in theatre club?"
"Beep beep lettuce! Here I come!"
"*In the tone of the Beatles' song I Wanna Hold Your Hand* I wanna hold your ccaaaaaalfff!"
"Knock, knock! Anyone homo?"
"Tristan and I have a VERY serious relationship of holding bags of rice hostage."
"*Complete silence*... Haha, uterus."
"Just spill the tea, you American! You've done it in Boston you can do it again!"
"Everyone is a lesbian... even Parker."
"Dear god, with that suit he's a walking mullet!"
"I'm actually very professional with chess, ever heard of Kip Reeve? *Person says no* Yeah, me neither."
"My face says, 'PARTY!', but my outfit says, 'Netflix.'"
"There is no 'i' in 'Team', but several in 'Dictatorship'. Coincidence? I think not!"
Fin.
(Closing of Chapter One)
~In Memory of Andy being dead~
