Sorry I haven't been posting (for the three of you that read my stories), some live stuff has been happening and I've been too busy cutting off all my emotional relationships/supports so I can drown in peace. You know, the basics.
Have fun reading these and not knowing what any of them mean!
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"How hot is that popcorn? *Wink*"
"We share drinks, we share livers!"
"You can never go wrong with blondes and clogs."
"The pizza man has arrived and he's TICKED with the addition of garlic bread."
"Yes, I am paralyzed. And you know what? If I was privileged enough I would just WALK right out of here! BUT I CAN'T DO THAT NOW, CAN I?!"
"Does this count as plant porn?"
"Stoplights that are broken are only waiting for you to make the first move."
"King Peach needs you to stop body shaming him, please."
"F*ck off, Chad. I'm gayer."
"*Intense pterodactyl screech*"
"No...
Please...
Oh god, no...
I don't like that...
IT'S TOO MUCH MUSTARD, STOP!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Edwards, but my father just REALLY wants to slam his truck through your classroom wall..."
"The more corn, the more pain!"
"Frackadoodle."
"You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!"
"I can't describe the glorious taste of pendulums."
"For your information... I do, in fact, have a therapist. It's called the voices I hear at three am in the morning."
"HE PISSED ON MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH!"
"I am the living embodiment of mayonnaise, how much clearer on my race could I be?"
"There's two things gay men want to mount in their life... they want to mount-tains, and mount men." (This was for a pun competition I was in and the theme was 'Mountains', just though I should explain that one.)
Bye.
(Closing of Chapter Two)
~In memory of the guy on IMVU who tried to get me to date him by offering me Cocaine~
