Something to make you laugh #2

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All of these are vines again! I don't remember what ones I did XD oh well. Sorry if I do any of them twice.

Also this is what Jasper looks like!

Also this is what Jasper looks like!

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Stupid chapter deleted it. -_-..

Warning! Lots of cursing!

Me: Hey its getting late, you might wanna go to bed.

Hallow: but mommy, I DON'T WANT TOO!

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Cupid: hey lockheart, do you wanna ice skate with us on the lake?

Lock: how about no you f*cking raisin!?

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Coby: *slowly reaches for Asher's sqeaky toy.*

Asher: b*tch I hope the f*ck you do! You gonna be a dead son of a b*tch I tell you that!

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Lock: so how is everything?

Asher: its okay, but the chicken is a little dry.

Lock: *spits on his plate* how about now?

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Lock: *gross sobbing* I'm so broke! I'm depressed!

Cupid: we know what'll cheer you up!

Romeo: shopping!

Lock: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY YOU DUMB B*TCHES!

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Fear: oh damn, Ash you gotta get out of the car.

Asher: why!?

Fear: theres a weight limit!

Asher: Do I f*cking look four tons to you, you d*ck head!?

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Coby: dude! Don't go in the living room!

Hallow: why?

Coby: I saw a spider!

Hallow: well did you kill it?

Coby: it has eight arms! I have two! Thats not fair!

Fear: -_-......

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Coby: *smiles at readers* hey guys and gals, listen if you're having a bad day just remember, Asher took a s*it on my curling iron so yeah!

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Lock: *lays on your bed seductively.* TAKE ME INTO YOUR F*CKIN' ARMS!

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Cupid: aw, its a butterfly fear!

Fear: *takes it in his mouth and runs off.*

Cupid: NO! FEAR! NO! NO! FEAR! FEAR!

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Coby: okay, so what I was thinking about was-

Lock: *punches him*

Coby: ow f*ck! I can't believe you've done this!

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Fear: okay so, Asher has 19 bottles of dish soap what happens when-

Hallow: wait, why does he have so many soaps?

Asher: MIND YOUR BUSINESS VAMPY!

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Romeo: okay, never have I ever-

Lock: shut your f*cking mouth for once I'm your life b*tch!

Romeo: *cries high pitched*

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Cupid: release all the thoughts/sounds trapped in your mind.

Lock: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cupid: sir.. Are you okay?

Lock: ....I'm a little messed up.

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Me: say hey vine!

Cupid: hi vine!

Lock: f*ck vine b*tch!

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Cupid: sleep? I don't know about sleep its summer time!

Me: get in the damn bed!

Cupid: oh she caught me.

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Hallow: hey cupid!

Cupid: could you get in the oven to clean it?

Hallow: bye cupid!

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Lock: when you talk dirty to me! NA NA NA NA NA NANA! *Sr pelo scream*

I hope you enjoyed whatever this was. XD I certainly did. See you soon, I can make more of these if ya want!

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