Sardinia The Brave

Chapter 5

i Came At School Schooter-chan With My Wand And Smacked Them Up The Head

"stop Shooting Up The School!"

"Ow! No!" they Reoplied.

they Pulled Up Their Shotgun And Aimed It At Me Well Tried To At Least XD i Was Running And Flying Around So Fast they Couldn't Keep Up! i Used My Magic Wand To Make Wings Of Light.

"Ha Ha! you Can't Hit Me School Shooter-chan i Am Too Fast For You!" i Aimed My Wand At Them When i Was Up High Above Them ",Now, Stop Shooting Up The School This Is Your Last Warning."

"no! i Have To Get My Revenge All Of You Were So Mean To Me It's Unfair i Hate You All." they Pointed An Automatic Machine Gun Up At Me! "now Die"

i Dodged Out Of Their Spray Of Bulltes And Flew About The Room, Shootijg My Own Magical Bullets At Them. "no Good! they Won't Listen To Reason!"

"diplomacy Has Failed, Then?" John Asked And Everyone Put Their Hands Up And Laughed Like In A Sitcom

"Not Quite. they Won't Change TheirMind Themself, But Maybe.." i Started Glowing A Glory Golden Glow "maybe i Can!" i Flew Fast As Fuck At School Shooter-chan. they showered The Air With Bullets But i Dodged them All Gracefully And Perfectly, My Execution Was Flawless. i Achieved Perfect Harmony Of Mind And Body. i Defined Grace Under Pressure. i Knew i Was Unstoppable. they And i Started Shouting As i Approached Closer And Closer. eventually The Distance Between Us Was Fully Closed And i Rammed Into Them At Top Speed, Making Us Disappear Into A Flash Of Multicolor Light. we We're Fine But The People Onlooking The Scene Didnt Know What Was Happening and Started Screaming LOL

School Shoter-chan And i Wre Standing In The Void. i Was Craddling thme in My Arms Until They Came To. They Were A Bit Freaking Out But i Told Them To Calm Down By Threatened Their Shins

"Ah! Where Are we??" they Asked

"CALM DOWN I WILL FUCKING PUNCH YOU IN YOUR SHINS"

"damn Bitch Okay But Still Wher're Are We?"

"i Think were In My Minmd"

"oh Cool i Guess What Do We Do Here?" just Then The Door Appeared Behind Them.

"here, Folow Me" i Coughed we walked Through The Door And Both Our Outfits Changed Into Fancy Tuxedos i Thought it Looked Cute On Me Even Though i'm A Girl With A Uterus And Not A Guy. the cafe Was Pretty Much The Same Except The Light In The Window Was More Copper Than Gold. i Sat Us Down At A Table

"school Shoot Chan, Why Did You Shooting Up The School? that's Illegal."

"i Know, im Sorry." they Then Went On To Explain Their Entire Life Story In Extreme Detail it Took Like Three Hours But We Were In My Head so It Was Only Like One Minute In Reality LOL Time Is Relative anyways It Isnt real.

"wow! that's So Sad. your Life Was Horrible Wow! especially That Part With The Dog Bite That Mustve Sucked So Much."

"i Think The Worst Part Is Living Out My Life In An Orphanage But Go Of i Guess"

"hey At Least Werent Harvest Or Anything LOL (HAS ANYONE WATCHED OR READ THE PROMISED NEVERLAND> IT IS SO GOOD)"

"haHa Yeah :) Anyways How Do We Get Out Of Here?" we Looked At Each Other For Like A Minute But Then That Familiar Aroma Came Back We Looked Down To See A Coffee In Front Of Both Of Us. this Time The Cream Was Stirred Into A Lotus Flower.

"bottoms Up" i Said And We Both Drank Our Coffees. it Felt Wonderful But Then i Remembered What Happened the First Time And Preparted For The Pain. This Time It Seemed Twice As Painful i Looked At School Shooter Chan And Saw Them Contorting In Pain Too And They Started Screaming

"WHAT IS THIS IS THIS NORMAL" they Asked In Between Cries

"don't Shout And IDK This Is Only My Second Time LMFAO" i Replied My Face Turning Red. Eventually It Ended And We Were Absorbed Into Light And Opened Our Eyes To See The Middle Of The Dance Floor , We We're Huggign Eeach Ohter.

"AH" John Shouted "Sardinia! School Shooter-Chan! you're Back."

"wow Thanks John i Didn't Fucking Notice" i Sayd. John Walked Over To Us

"Are They Okay what Did You Do?"

"i Had A Talk With Them" i Responded

"Yeah Sorry about All This" School Shoot-chan Said

"oh It's Fine You Might Not've Even Hurt That Many People" John Said. we Found Out Later That There were 63 Deaths And 18 Injuries Marking It As The Deadliest Mass Shooting To Date.

"yeah! Just Promise To Never Do It Again You Little Goofball" i Said Nuzzling Their Face

"okay i Promise To Never Shoot Up The School Ever Again! :D"They Responded

"in That Case We Need To Call You Something Different What Did You Say Your Name was?" John Asked

"Jo" They Responded

"Well joeyu," John and i Said, "we Hope This Is The Start Of An Awesome Friendship!" we Both Hugged Him And Laughed. at That Very Moment The Roof Fell Down And The Debris And Rubble Crushed Joe But John And i Moved Out Of The Way. "fuck" We Both Said

Haha Hope You All Enjoyed These Chapters So Far! sorru For Covering A Sensitive Topic Like This i Hope it Didn't Hurt Anyone if It Helps There Shoudln't Be Any Shootings From Here On Out. Thankyouu Em,ily For Helping Edit! Love You all!! Please Vote And Comment By!!!!!!! >w<