FNAF Stories

Story One: "Bonnie's Guitar"

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: 12:00am

"Freddy you little shit!" yelled Bonnie. The purple rabbit was pissed. He was looking for his guitar, he couldn't go on stage tomorrow without it. Freddy replied,"What is it." "Are you hiding my guitar somewhere again?" At this point Bonnie was looking to kill. "The fuck you accusing me for faggot?" The brown bear replies. "You've done this before and it was you again this time!" Chica enters,"What are you being so loud for?" Chica had come from the kitchen with pizza crumbs and cheese on her face and beak. "The fug Chica," Freddy said. "This brown bastard hid my guitar from me, AGAIN!" Freddy replies with a evil smirk,"Ey, don't start pointing fingers at me. It could be Chica, it could be Foxy, it could even be you." Bonnie wasn't up to playing games tonight, he meant business.

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: 1:00am

"Alright you little maggots! If ya won't help me find my guitar then I will make you all suspects in the court of Bonnie and the case of the missing guitar!" Foxy replies,"This be ya stupid!" Bonnie stopped and stared at the red fox. You could see the anger boiling in his rabbit like face. Bonnie yells,"I don't care if you and Freddy were gay, we gonna find my guitar, even if it means squeezing the information out of you!'

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: 2:00am

"Where's my guitar?" Freddy responds,"I don't know." Bonnie (not convinced),"We got ways of making you talk! What color is my underwear?" *SLAP* "Bonnie your not wearing fucking underwear stupid!" Freddy was getting tired of this shit. He just wanted a night of debauchery. "Look, I will tell you all that I know, it wasn't me, but someone has it, someone out of order."
Bonnie shocked in aw,"Eureka! I got it!"

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: 3:00am

"Alright ya out of order swab the poop deck fugtard! I know you have it! Admit it." Foxy stares blankly. "Da hell with dis!" Bonnie blocks his path from the kitchen, wide eyed. "Nope! You know something, I know you do." Foxy shrugs his shoulder and rolled his eyes. "Okay, okay. I do know something. I saw a glimpse of your guitar, but someone was holding da damn thing. The culprit was yellow." Bonnie screams at the top of his lungs,"That pizza eating bitch!"

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: 4:00am

"Alright thot! Where's my damn guitar? You have it bi-" Chica interrupts the purple rabbit. "Excuse me, da fuck you call me? I'm tell you something but you better not call me a thot again, ya here me?" Bonnie looks at her, not sure what to do. "Alright." Chica looks at the rabbit with a raised eyebrow. "You sure?" Bonnie replies,"Yes I'm sure." Chica looks at him with a cheeky smile. "Are you sure you're sure?" Bonnie walks out,"FUCK THIS SHIT!"

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: 5:00am

"I don't understand Freddy. I just can't think of what to do. It doesn't add up. Out of order? Yellow? What does it mean?" Freddy looked at him with the most(I feel like I am loosing brain cells do to your clueless brains mind span). "Dumbass. Who's yellow and out of order?" Bonnie snapped,"Shut up! I'm trying to think. WAIT! Who is yellow and is out of order? Golden Freddy!" Freddy smoked,"No shit!"
Bonnie rushed through the halls making his way to the office. He turns the corner and there it laid, his guitar. Golden Freddy was tweaking with one of the strings. "Hold it right there ya guitar stealing dirt bag! Hand it over." Golden Freddy looked at him with the most surprised face. "I don't know what you're talking about but I am not done yet. You asked me to tweak your guitar strings remember?" Bonnie stares blankly. "Um Bonnie, you alright?" Bonnie states in a polite and respectful manner,"FUCK!"