Phineas POV:
This morning, I woke up, still feeling tired. I look over at my brother Ferb, and sigh. It's been 9 years since Candice busted you. She's been living out of town with a high paying job as a lawyer. I stood up and walked over to the bathroom. I put on my heavy eyeliner and left the house. All I can think of is Ferb. I try to resist the urge. I decide to go visit him.
"D-Dad?" I say, nervously.
"Um- who is this?"
"It's your son."
"My what? Holy shit. Are you Linda's kid?"
"Yeah..?"
"It's about time..."
"What?"
"Come inside, come inside."
I am visiting my biological father for the first time. He walks out of the darkness.
"Oh no... an e-boy..."
"DAAAAAAD!" I hear a woman voice yell.
"Who the hell is that?" I try to refrain from cursing. This is my damn dad for christ's sake! Who is he, an evil lab professer?
"Ahhh, perfect. You're here just in time for the experiment." My supposed dad says.
"Yep!" She walks out, and winks at him. I can only assume that she is his wife.
The lights turn on behind me. I turn around, and see some type of binding device. I won't ask, cause that'll be awkward.
"Vanessa, go stand there." Dad instructs, smirking.
Wait. I remember Ferb loving a girl named Vanessa. I shake my head, confused. Dad walks over, and binds her.
"Um excuse me what the fuck" I exclaim. I blurted it out. Oops!
"What does it look like? I'm testing something. I have pErRy tHe PlaTyPUs and myself to like... ya know.-"
"WAIT. I HAD A PLATYPUS NAMED PERRY. HE WENT MISSING YEARS AGO!" I yell.
I storm out, going back home. I know what I need to do.
