Keyboards & Timelords (A Doctor Who Love Story)

Special Edition: Harry Potter

___Zamias POV___

We went back to the console to find Amy tapping her foot with her arms crossed.

"You guys take forever!!!" Amy whined. We both rolled out eyes and walked up the steps.

The Doctor did his thing and with in two seconds we were in front of the Ponds house. Amy ran out quick and soon enough she was dragging Rory my the hand into the TARDIS.

"Well, ello?" I greeted unsure.

"Who's she?" Rory asked. He planted his hand onto his girl like hips.

"Zamia, The Doctors lover slash soon to be wife. She is going to have a baby." Amy explained simply.

"The Doctor actually slept with someone? Intentionally?" Rory yelled.

"IO! She was the one who made the move!" The Doctor argued.

"Really? Huh, never saw that one coming," Rory sighed.

"..." Everything went completely silent.

"Are you serious?" Rory asked again.

"Yes!" Amy and The Doctor yelled.

"No I'm Zamia." I joked using a Harry Potter line.

"Harry Potter. Nice one!" Amy grinned. I bowed and straightened my blue bow tie.

"You like bow ties too?" Rory asked.

"Yes because Bow ties are cool!" I exclaimed.

"She's a keeper Doctor," Rory grinned.

"I know..." The Doctor blushed.

"Screw this crap I'm going to Hogwarts..." I said like a angry 5 year old. I walked and grabbed the console. Setting it to another dimension.

A tablet popped up and I tapped where I wanted to go. And a few minutes later we were walking out onto the lush grass that was the grounds of Hogwarts.

Severus Snape was sitting about a yard away under a tree.

"Doctor...see him. He's sexy." I whispered and bit my nails.

"Um ok wow," The Doctor said awkwardly. I ran up the hill and jumped onto Snape. I grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss.

"ZAMIA?!" The Doctor roared. I pulled out to find Snape deep red and grabbing the ground for support.

"Who the bloody hell are you?" Severus Snape sneered.

"Lily Potter from the future," I grinned.

"When who is Zamia you insolent dunderhead?" Snape questioned before shoving me off and jumped up.

"... her," I lied pointing to Amy.

"Yeah sure. Why does your tie say 'Zamia'?" Snape crossed his arms.

"Shit. Ok." I whined. He is sooooo hot.

"Now tell my why the hell did you kiss me?" Snape growled.

"Because you are hot." I shrugged. Snape blushed and pulled his wand out.

"Who are you?" Snape commanded.

"Zamia Smith. The man with the bow tie over there is my husband John Smith. Oh and that's Amy and Rory." I smiled and stuck my hands in my pockets.

"What are you doing here?" Snape sneered.

"Isn't there free tours today?" I grinned and felt The Doctor come up behind me.

"Oi, NO!" Severus Snape yelled. And that's when he blasted me and everything went black.

-2 hours Later-

"Where are we?" I said before opening my eyes. I opened and saw white.

"Oh god did I die?" I sighed.

"Uh no. You were knocked out dear."

I turned and a nurse stood where you would think my husband should be.

"Madame P? May I call you that?" I asked and tilted my head. I sat up and looked around the room.

"Sure. You're free to go Mrs. Smith. Please send thanks to Mr. Smith for not reporting back to the Ministry," She smiled. I nodded and hopped off the bed and ran for the door.

"DOCTOR?" I screamed. Soon loud food steps calmed me down.

"TROLL! RUN!" Professor Quirrel ran past me. I rolled my eyes and ran after him. I tackled him to the ground.

"Well hello there," I pinned his arms to the ground.

"H-h-hello," He stuttered.

"Have you seen a ginger, a man with a bow tie, and a man with a nurse scrub on?" I said politely.

"In professor Snape's room." he said perfectly.

"Thanks," I thanked and ran for the potions room.

I've read and played enough Harry Potter games to know exactly where his room was. After 5 minutes of running I stopped in front of the dungeon door.

I pushed the door open and got to see Severus Snape without a shirt. I did a wolf whistle. He turned and blushed.

"Oh god it's you," Snape cried.

"Where's my husband at?" I asked.

"Great Hall eating," Snape said plainly.

"Good," I laughed and ran over and jumped on Snape. I pulled him into another kiss.

Don't even ask why I keep kissing him... ok you asked. Ever since I've read Harry Potter I've had theory that is hair is fake.

I grabbed a hold of his hair and ran my fingers through it. Damn its real! Surprisingly Severus didn't pull away till I did.

"You... A-a-are a Amazing Kisser," Snape said breathe less.

"Thanks for your time and cooperation," I smiled and left his room.

I went back and grabbed The Doctor,Amy and Rory and headed back to the TARDIS.

I had a lot of explaining to do...

A/n- sorry it's been. A while but it was my birthday last week and I felt like I owed you something

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