Niall:
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
It has a silent pee
Liam:
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies
Zayn:
Why did the stop light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street
Louis:
If your american in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? EUROPEAN
Harry:
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel hanging from his crotch. Bartender says, what the hell is that? Pirate says, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!
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Hey guys, sorry I haven't written much recently.
Stay beautiful, stay you!
Love you forever and always!
Kate xx
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One Direction prefrences and imagines
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