Prolouge

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So, I was walking my goldfish. Let me explain before you think I'm loony.

I had been begging and I mean begging, my stepmom, Susan, to let me have a pet. So in her words,not mine, she stated so privileged "You can prove your worthy if, you pass my tests three  and keep a goldfish alive, steal the heart of a fairy, and drink the blood of a unicorn." Okay. Maybe I'm exaggerating a little, but you get the point. She wanted me to keep a goldfish alive.

Which to be Frank, or rather Vivian, with you, I think it's stupid. I mean come on I'm 15, gain some trust woman. Ugh, anyways, I went with it because come on. It's just some stupid test, right? Wrong. The one fish I choose happens to be a god. "But of course it does Vivian" says the godly, narcissist goldfish swimming in the air. Wait a minute swimming in the air.

"How the hell did you get out of the tank Gadrial!" I said startled. "Whatever your using for the tank is the most low quality thing I've seen, and I was born before the earth."
Gadrial responded adding in "Spoiler alert-aliens are real and they do in fact live on mars."sarcastically. You could tell he wasn't lying though.

"So do they have tunnels like ants or bunnies on Mars or something?" I asked Gadrial. "They're ultraviolet so you wouldn't be able to see them if you tried. But to answer your question, yes, they burrow like bunnies and dig like ants." "Excuse me, what the hell. Are you telling me they live underground on Mars. And may I add they have those chewers that ants have.", I said still very confused. "Yes, I don't see what was so unclear about that" , said Gadrial. "About everything you just said in that sentence's particular order"

After about 30 minutes of Gadrial trying to explain martian history, he decided to just teach Vivian the anatomy. He then proceeded to draw a Martian. "So these are the mandibles (pointing to mouth)."

After A long 3 hours of explaining to Viv, she finally got it

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After A long 3 hours of explaining to Viv, she finally got it. "And finally that is the reproduction organ." Gadrial finished with a sigh. Viv said "why's-". She was quickly interrupted by Gadrial though, "I'm not answering that question." "That's probably for the best" Viv responded with a sigh.

"Stop talking to yourself and get your dinner!", Susan yelled from the kitchen. "Gotta go, Hitter's midwife is calling." Viv told Gadrial. She left the room in hurry. After all, Susan might burn the lasagna.
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Hope you enjoyed. I'll try continuing to write more as much as possible.

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