Betty: Yes. But I'm afraid that Veronica may overcome the distraction I have placed before her.
Hal: What is the distraction?
Betty: Taking care of her Speak Easy and watching her mother's back. I used my sources to get a serpent to jump Hermione.
Hal: Good. And Hiram?
Betty: I actually forgot, he needs a new distraction. He got out of the hospital. What should I do? Get him shot?
Hal: No, Betty he would expect that. I have an idea...
GROUP CHAT
Veronica: Hey! Anyone see Betty's new post on Instagram?
Jughead: Yea what does it mean?
Archie: My app wont load. Send me a pic?
Veronica:
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Archie: Huh. What could it mean?
Betty: Look a little deeper.
Jughead: Betts!
Veronica: Betty!
Archie: Hey Bet, whats going on?
*Betty has logged off*
Jughead: ???
Veronica: I think I figured it out.
Toni: Me too. (btw ive just been creepin in the chat lol)
Jughead: Hah. Veronica, Toni? What does it mean?
Veronica: She has family problems and she's sick of keeping up the 'everything is fine' cover story.
Toni: I was gonna say that she has a secret and she can't hide it anymore so she is just gonna embrace it, but urs works too Roni.
Reggie: Of course Roni's works cause she's perfect
Jughead: shoot me now. lol
Toni: lmao same tho
Kurtz: Hello Jughead.
Toni: Who tf added him?
Jughead: Get thhe hell out of the chat or...
Kurtz: Whatcha gon do?
Jughead: This.
*Jughead has removed Kurtz from the chat*
Veronica: Who is that?
Jughead: A stupid gargoyle, remember the one who tried to kill Fangs at school?
Veronica: OH ya
Toni: Speaking of Fangs... him and Sweetpea haven't been on in like forever. Actually I dont think they were ever on. It says they're in the chat though.
Sweetpea: Oh we're here.
Fangs: We are silent but
Sweetpea: We are here.
Jughead: Lmao why are you finishing each other's sentences?
Fangs: We are hanging out lmao
Toni: xD
Cheryl: I think we should spice things up. Everyone change your name to something sPiCy K?
*Cheryl changed her name to CherryCola*
*Toni changed her name to QueenPoison*
*Jughead changed his name to AlphaSnake*
*Fangs changed his name to OmegaSnake*
Sweetpea: WTF I WAS GONNA BE OMEGA!
OmegaSnake: U thot hoe.
QueenPoison: Lmao
*Sweetpea changed his name to BetaSnake*
*Veronica changed her name to MissLodge*
*Reggie has changed his name to MisterMantle*
*Kevin has changed his name to RainbowAfterTheRain*
*Josie changed her name to MissMcCoy*
RainbowAfterTheRain: the names r so cute guys!
CherryCola: Yup
QueenPoison: Why cherry cola?
CherryCola: That was one of your first words to me on our first ~date~
MissLodge: So cute!
CherryCola: STFU
Figured I'd make it a lighter (not so ~dark and mysterious~) in celebration of 1.2K reads. THANKS SO MUCH AGAIN LOL! Sorry it was shorter than usual. The next one is gonna be pretty long. I promise the new schedule will be posted by 3pm April 11th 2019 eastern daylight time. BYE GIRLIESAND BOYOS! xoxo -Kylie
