Teacher: Tim, if there are ten birds and a hunter shoots one, how many are left?
Tim: None, because they all flue away.
Teacher: Not what I meant, but I like the way you think.
Tim: I have a question.
Teacher: Yes?
Tim: There are three women at an ice cream shop. One is biting her cone, one is licking her cone, and one is sucking her cone. Which one do you think is married?
Teacher: The one sucking the cone?
Tim: No, the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.
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