We Happy Few Oneshots

Sneak 100

(Words: 288 (it's a bit short)

Smut: nada

Hhhhhhhhh- I'm bored and I kinda want to edit something, so yeah, if you need something to be edited, I'll gladly do it. This has one of my head cannons of Arthur in it so enjoy.)

Arthur threw his head out from the wall he was currently hiding behind.

He grumbled, "gah, damnit."

A bobby was standing still right. Fucking. There. Arthur swallowed deeply (coulda' just put gulped but NOPE) and fisted he bottom of his suit. How the hell is he supposed to do this shit.

His nose twitched. 'No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.' Arthur covered his nose quickly and sighed, letting his shoulders drop. He went back to staring at the bobby. His nose tingles and he again, shot his hand up to cover his big sniffer.

"Stop. Not now," he hissed, looking cross eyed at his shnoz.

Then, he couldn't contain it any longer, and sneezed. The build up was bigger than his accual sneez. In reality, it was more like a chicken's sneez. (When I had chickens they sneezed and it's fucking adorable, please, look at a video or something) The bobby, cracked his neck and peeked down the alley, nearly running face first into Arthur.

"Heh, lovely day for it?" Arthur awkwardly shrugged and held a shy smile.

"Indeed, sir." Arthur chuckled and awkwardly side shuffled out of the alley.

He let out a breath and smiled to himself, 'holy shit did I just doge a bullet of what!'

"Oi! Get back 'ere!" Another bobby down the street yelled, waving his truncheon around like a madman.

"Thought too soon," Arthur hissed to himself, quickly turning and running.

Not before the other bobby grabbed his wrist and cranked it up making Arthur yelp in fear, pain, and suprise.

"Got 'em."

(My headcanon is that Arthur has allergies. (to Sally. I'm joking I'm joking) He's alergiee to pollen and certain types of dust. (Like from bird shit and such) You might be asking, "but why Egg? Why bird shit and pollen of all things?"

1. I'm allergic to pollen, specifically at times like spring (aka RIGHT FUCKING NOW, it's terrible this year) and fall

2. When I had chickens, or any birds (accually, if you didn't know I have two parakeets, they're my babies and they're amazing), my mom could never help me clean them because she was (maybe) allergic to the dust and shit that comes off of BIRD shit.

Also, my dad was allergic to my rats shit, so now I cant have rats which sucks because I love rats. So much talk about shit, man)