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Quotes for the Quote Book

Humor

these are all the funny things, inside jokes, and shit like that, that I have either heard my friends say, or the first thing some people heard when walking into our conversation.

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by mom-i-threw-up

by mom-i-threw-up

                                    
                                              friend #1: holds a dagger 
                          all other friends in the room: "PUT THE KNIFE DOWN NOW!!!!!!!"
                          me: holds the same dagger 
                          friend #2: "just don't get blood on the carpet, or you'll have to clean it."

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