The Daily lives of animal people(sort of)

Roast battle

(The day starts off with everyone in the "Friends" house, lounging around, looking at stuff in the internet, sleeping, being bored, ect. Then, there is a knock on the door)

Rose: I'll get it

(Rose walks up to the front door, and opens it. It turns out to be Lily who was knocking)

Lily: Hey, Max is on a business trip to California for a couple days, and i'm bored, so can i hang out here?

Rose: Sure, (Towards everyone) GUYS LILY IS HERE

(Everyone then hangs out with Lily. Everything is going fine and dandy until they hear another knock on the door)

Ethan: Oof (He gets it, and it turns out that Skylar and Jake were knockign it)

Skylar: Oof, everyone in the "Randomness" house is sick, so can we hang out here?

Ethan: Oof, sure (Towards everyone) Skylar and Jake are here!

(They then hang out with Skylar and Jake. Everyone is normal...until the conversation everyone is currently having turns into talking about roasts)

Danny: So wait, Vicky, you said you have a new boyfriend?

Vicky: Yup, his name is Alfredo, you should've known that by now Dummy, we are going to stay together forever!

Danny: Oof..my phone battery lasts longer then your relationships

Everyone: OOO/DANG!

Vicky: Oh yeah? Well you should wear a condom on your head. If your gunna be a d**k, you might as well dress like one!

Ethan: Oooof, Vicky got you good Danny

Danny: Really? Well whoever told you to be yourself gave really bad advice

Everyone: daaaang/Oooo

Troy: I agree with him

Ethan: Oh yeah Troy? Well everyone that has ever said they love you was wrong.

Everyone: Ooooof

(Mackenzie gets out the roast battle music)

Mackenzie: Sorry not sorry, this is the perfect moment for this

Troy: Well Ethan, you are the human embodiment of an eight-dollar haircut.

Rose: Ooof, that's so painfully true, you need to be better at roasts Troy

Troy: Oof, If i wanted a bi**h, then i would've bought a dog

Rose: Wow, well i am a bi**h, just not yours

Everyone OOOOOH

Mackenzie: Ooof, You sure about that Rose?

Rose: I'd suggest you do a little soul searching, you might just find one

Mackenzie: Awh, thanks for telling me i have no soul :). If i had a face like yours, i'd sue my parents.

Everyone: Whooah/Dang

Brian: Oof, But Mackenzie, My hair straightener is hotter then you

Mackenzie: Really? Is your drama going to an intermission soon?

Brian: Nope, never :D

Skylar: Oof, Brian, I thought I had the flu, but then I realized your face makes me sick to my stomach.

Brian: Oooof, well, Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon, bi**h!

Jake: Skylar, Everyone brings happiness to a room. I do when I enter, you do when you leave.

Skylar: Oho, really? Well I'm not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Jake: Oof, Hey, I found your nose, it's in my business again!

Alex: Well Jake, If you're going to be a smart a**, first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an a**.

Jake: Really? Well Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.

Piper: Alex! Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck it back in.

Alex: Babe really? Well if want to be roasted back, in that case, You're like a plunger. You like to bring up old sh**.

Piper: Awh, thanks! I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.(She then feels guilty and Hugs Alex)

Lily: Piper, I'm the target of your anger

Piper: If you were an inanimate object, you'd be a participation trophy.

Lily: If you were a potato you'd be a stupid potato.

(Then Emily suddenly appears)

Emily: If there was a single intelligent thought in your head it would have died from loneliness.

Lily: You're so dense, light bends around you.

(Then Frederick suddenly appears)

Frederick: You've got a great body. Too bad there's no workout routine for a face.

Emily: Oooof, If you were any dumber, someone would have to water you twice a week.

Frederick: You're my favorite person besides every other person I've ever met.

(This goes on for a while, with everyone roasting everyone, then it esculates into a huge argument, then everyone  apologizes and had a good rest of the day.

The end...for meow: Yeee, i felt like being semi mean, so here is it :p. Please don't take these roasts seriously, it was meant for fun and entertainment, i am really sorry if any of you are offended by it. Special thanks to Thought catalog for the roasts(I'm unoriginal and can't think of any original roasts...ehe...) , and Bubbley for helping me decided which roasts to put for each charactor (Well, most). I think i will add a bit more later today, maybe, idk. Sorry i didn't add everyone in, i was going to do it, but decided not to, since i really don't want everyone to kill me, and it would take me a LOT of time(Like more then just one day), and i was really excited to put it out asap, so..yeet. Seeya ^_^