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iv. tumblr

Luna.

I was on tumblr, like I am everyday, and I scrolled through my dashboard and danced around to lana del rey.

I had a message in my inbox and clicked on it right away.

anonymous: you're gorgeous, i love you so much and you honestly are the best. you don't care about many things and you are yourself. you also care a lot about woman rights and all those amazing things & I think ur the best ilysm.

lunar: awww, I love u 2. ure the best ily.

I received five more messages. And I was too lazy to read them all, but I finally did.

anonymous: slut. why do you expose your body? that's stupid.

lunar: Why are you calling me a slut if you don't know me personally? And if you ARE calling me a slut because of the clothes I wear then that's stupid..And I do not expose my body, there's a difference. I show cleavage, I know, and I don't wear bras, yeah I know that too, what's wrong with that? And I know that you can see my nipples through my shirt, but don't we all have nipples? Why is it such a big deal? And if a woman does show her body on the Internet, why is that bad too? It's her life decisions, and we all eventually have the same body parts, if you're the same gender obviously, and if you are of the opposite sex, then..get used to other genitals. Boobs aren't weird. A penis isn't weird. And a vagina isn't disgusting. Grow up.

hiharry: i found uuuuu.

lunar: EW who are you?

I giggled and waited for him to reply.

hiharry: don't act like u dnt enjoy my company baby.

lunar: BBY???????

hiharry: ...

lunar: bBY????

hiharry: ....

lunar: BABY??????

hiharry: yes.

lunar: bye.

hiharry: what? Luna! I'm being affectionate?

lunar: cause bye.

zapzayn: bro.

lunar: yo.

zapzayn: I'm in new york.

lunar: why?

zapzayn: modeling gig.

lunar: Yayyyy! My son is a model.

zapzayn: let's chill on saturday..

lunar: cool

scvtt: i got us tickets for the 1975 concert. hhaahhahahah praise me.

lunar: what..u SRS?

scvtt: u read it.

lunar: INFGSINZIDYDISBIWSNI

scvtt: EW bye.

"Hello Luna," Harry walks into my room.

"Hi."

"Let's have a sleepover...again. It was fun last time," Harry jumps on my bed and spreads his legs and arms out looking somewhat like a starfish.

"Okay, pick a movie," I put my laptop in front of him and sit up.

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A/N:

you have to admit model zayn.. is hot zayn. 😈

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