Fucking Assholes
badassbesson: HELP GUYS, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
Jojothehoe: What did you do? Fucking hell, I'm always fixing everyone's problems.
ZacharyHeroin: Watch it be something extremely stupid...
badassbesson: JACK WONT LET ME SUCK HIS COCK 😭😭
ZacharyHeroin: You are disgusting, I hate all of you. Now, shut tf up, I'm off back to sleep fucking assholes.
Jojothehoe: Omg, that's horrible. I can't imagine how painful that must be... I have unlimited sources of dicks but, damn, I feel bad for you.
GiraffeBoy: HEY GUESS WHAT
Jojothehoe: What?
GiraffeBoy: I GOT MCDONALDS 🍔🍟🍦😍
badassbesson: It's literally 3:45 am... wtf
GiraffeBoy: I was hungry hehe
Jojothehoe: Fair enough honestly lmao
GiraffeBoy: OMG SINNER! CORBYN MATTHEW BESSON, NO ONE LOVES YOU NOT EVEN GOD. JACK WOULDN'T SNOOP TO YOUR LEVELS ANYWAY
Jojothehoe: Ouch, you went straight for the balls
badassbesson:
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Jojothehoe: Looks like you have cum running down your face
badassbesson: Jack won't let me so :/
GiraffeBoy: Next time y'all come to my house, I'm telling mother to bless you all.
fuckoffcorbyn: Why
badassbesson: HEY BABE
fuckoffcorbyn: <<
badassbesson: I know you loveee me, admit it
fuckoffcorbyn: <<
Jojothehoe: That was hard to read... Rejection in it's finest form.
badassbesson changed fuckoffcorbyn's username to: OnlyCorbynsAss
OnlyCorbynsAss: What do you receive by doing that? I'm not fucking gay!
GiraffeBoy: Kinda sounds like denial...
Jojothehoe: Coming from the oblivious church boy lmao. Jack everyone's figured you out by now 😂😂
badassbesson: You are madly in love with me
GiraffeBoy: That sounds like a bunch of rubbish.
ZacharyHeroin muted the chat!
ZacharyHeroin: I hate every single one of you and Dani bring my nuggets, sweetheart.
GiraffeBoy: okay!
Jojothehoe: Sweetheart? Bitch tf
badassbesson: sounds like y'all have a thing for Seavey besides you baby boy, I know you love me ;)
OnlyCorbynsAss: I don't !
Jojothehoe: Nah, Daniel's too pure for me. I'd feel horrid dating him
GiraffeBoy: I bought you coffee btw jo
Jojothehoe: I take that back, I'd smash Dani
GiraffeBoy: ^•^
badassbesson: Didn't you get me and Jack anything?
GiraffeBoy: No, you didn't ask for anything :/
OnlyCorbynsAss: I don't know why I'm friends with any of you...
badassbesson: and obviously in a relationship with me
OnlyCorbynsAss: Only in your dreams...
badassbesson: You can only imagine the things we do in my dreams ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
OnlyCorbynsAss: It's almost 4:30 am I'm off to sleep, our management is going to kill us tomorrow.
badassbesson: I know you'll be dreaming about me like I do you ;3
OnlyCorbynsAss: Whatever helps you sleep at night
OnlyCorbynsAss has muted the chat!
badassbesson: As you can see, he's obsessed with me.
Jojothehoe: k.
A/N:
As you can probably tell, this is going to have mature language so don't continue if you don't like that.
Jojothehoe is a reference from Insta Bae, another story of mine which is just as weird... Feel free to check that out ;3
I hope you enjoy my new story! This is going to be extremely random and weird!
[COMING SOON - STARTING WHEN INSTA BAE IS COMPLETED]
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