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WHO THREW THE FUCKING BABY?!

badassbesson: I'm doing this baby exercise online, getting ready for our child babe!

jojothehoe: Oh no, you keep that freaky ass doll far away from me.

noodleboy: Never gonna happen

Zachneedshelp: Please don't tell me it cries

McSeavey: It cries. When it arrived here, it scared me to death because it was wailing inside the box!

badassbesson: He was hungry!

Zachneedshelp: Just get rid of it already, I'm not losing sleep because Jack won't shag you..

badassbesson: Say that to me when he's sucking me off, asshole.

noodleboy: Why are you always horny? Whenever I attempt to talk to him, he'll always ask me to fucking spread my legs -_-

jojothehoe: Not very smooth, you need to charm your way in to earn the prize.

Zachneedshelp: What prize? Jack's cum?

noodleboy: ...hello i'm literally right here

badassbesson: I bet he has an adorable orgasm face 😏

Zachneedshelp: Corbyn Besson needs help...

noodleboy: This is why I'm never going to unload anywhere near him.

McSeavey: wth, y'all need Jesus

jojothehoe: Oml, run away, young one. You can still keep your innocence

noodleboy: Considering the conversation is about me nutting, I doubt it.

Zachneedshelp: No one's innocent around here, everyone just drinks their life away and longs for cock

noodleboy: No, only you do that. I'm very much into pussy.

jojothehoe: Ah, yes, and I run around in thongs.

badassbesson: You defo have the ass for it

Zachneedshelp: I'm actually done w/ all of you.

2:43 am:

Zachneedshelp: SHUT THAT FUCKING BABY UP

jojothehoe: IT'S BEEN CRYING FOR 2 HOURS, HASN'T THE DAMN BATTERY DIED YET?!

McSeavey: Please turn it off...

badassbesson: WHO THREW THE FUCKING BABY?!

noodleboy: It's for everyone's good.

jojothehoe: Dang, Jack is proving to be a brilliant father

noodleboy: I never agreed to the stupid thing.

badassbesson: IT'S ARM BROKE OFF AHHH

Zachneedshelp: OMFG WE'RE ALL DEAD, BURN IT QUICKLY

McSeavey: It's just a broken doll?

Zachneedshelp: It's haunted...

McSeavey: No it isn't ?

jojothehoe: Haven't you heard the stories about breaking dolls? You release the trapped soul and they always want revenge for disturbing their sleep...

McSeavey: Uhm... Zach or someone, can you stay in my room tonight? I'm not scared or anything...

badassbesson: Leave him alone omg poor baby

noodleboy: Mr. Boss messaged me telling everyone to go to sleep.

Zachneedshelp: Gladly, night! ✌😴

badassbesson: Jack you threw our baby down the stairs...

noodleboy: It's fine, dw about it.

jojothehoe: Jack's a serial killer, noted.

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This is so random but I hope you enjoyed! Please DM me ideas to base chapters of or/and certain pictures involving the boys you find funny or something.

P.S. How does everyone feel about Daniel's new hair? Personally, I don't think it suits him... It's not even blonde but yellow...