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YOU CAN ALWAYS BORROW MY PORN BRO!

jonahsmiddaywank: Do ya know if you were JACKing your wing wong to gay porn, does that make you gay?

imhornyherron: Eh, depends I suppose but why do you care, gay boy? You're about as straight as Jack's hair bro

broadbean: I would say you have a tiny [or large] attraction towards guys or the thoughts of two guys [involving yourself or not] are arousing so somewhat yes... YOU LIKE DICK HAAHAHAHHA GAYYYYYYY

ChurchboiDani: y'all are so immature dang

jonahsmiddaywank: I'm asking for a friend ofc

broadbean: Hahaha Jack obvs

jonahsmiddaywank: Yeah actually--

broadbean changed his name to HardAsARock!

HardAsARock: HOW LONG IS HE? WAS HE WATCHING A BLONDE BOY? WHAT KINKS WERE HE INTO? IS HE HAIRY OR CLEAN SHAVEN? IS HE THICK? IS HIS SKIN SMOOTH YUMMY OH MY YUM

jonahsmiddaywank: wtf

HardAsARock: ANSWER ME N O W

jonahsmiddaywank: idfk! I'm not a bloody perv, I only caught sight of slight penetration between two men and Jack nude. I shut the door and apologised I N S T A N T L Y like you should.

imhornyherron: PornHub or did he use the paid account I gave him on the special ;) site?

jonahsmiddaywank: You brought porn? Who does that?

imhornyherron: me duh i can't be watching any weak shit

Jack_In_A_Box: JONAH I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ᕕ(ಥʖ̯ಥ)ᕗ

jonahsmiddaywank: Sorry babe, they asked :/

HardAsARock: Babe? Bitch, he's mine. Also, is he clean shaven or hairy?

Jack_In_A_Box: I'm clean shaven, I get waxed every few weeks. How haven't you noticed my lack of leg hair by now? 😂

jonahsmiddaywank: He has a fine cock tho from what I saw ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jack_In_A_Box: Well, I'm leaving now. Have a nice day, love you zee x

imhornyherron: You can always borrow my porn bro x

jonahsmiddaywanks: Jack in a box? More like, Jack in a closet lmao

HardAsARock: Why doesn't Jack like me? Am I not good enough? :'I

ChurchBoiDani: Awww Corbyn, don't think like that... He's just not interested because he doesn't like guys and you have a, well, man's genitals...

jonahsmiddaywank: A lovely delicious gift from God itself, a marvelous treat called a cock...

imhornyherron: Amen

HardAsARock: Amen

Jack_In_A_Box: Amen

Jack_In_A_Box: haha jk

imhornyherron: mk

ChurchBoiDani has blessed this chat but it was too unholy to be freed from their sins!

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A/N:

I feel like I've been doing very well with my updating this book (disregarding the fact they're 500 words at most) and I'm quite proud of myself.

Thank you to -hardherrons [she'll probably change her username soon] for the idea of Jack being caught masturbating to the gays. Love you! x