Story Sh*tpost #2 (Loki, Loki, and Lucille)

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/The Group containing Swirly (a half elf bard), Lagachadh (a goliath cleric), Silvyr (a high elf paladin), Fortuna (a high elf rouge, thinking she's a half elf), and Merrit (a wood elf ranger) were walking in a small town, that was close to what town they thought Loki and Lucille were. They are standing at the edge of the town until they were caught by surprise by a.../

Swirly:
Is that-?!

/... very small Couatl./

Swirly:
Oh... well, aren't you cute?

/Swirly takes some steps forward, and begins to pet it. It is around the size of her leg, which is very small for one of these flying snakes. She is only 5'2"/

Lagachadh:
Well, then... what is it doing here?
Silvyr:
Maybe it's common around here?

/Swirly turns around and stares./

Swirly:
I barely knew what a Couatl was before I met these guys. They're not common here.

/Fortuna and Merrit share a look, shocked to see this specific Couatl here. Viper. The Flying Snake looked at the two and hissed, surprised. A woman walked over from the town, looking confused. Fortuna and Merrit gasped when she approached./

Fortuna:
L... Lucille?!
Lucille:
Wh- huh?! Fortuna?! How...? What...?!

/The two girls stared at each other, and then two others approached. They both seemed to be male, and they were both holding hands, with matching rings. One of them looked exactly like- you know Loki from the Marvel movies? Black hair? Iconic look?- Yeah, like that. The other had unnatural grey hair, and some marking across his face. The grey ones eyes widened, and he looked at Fortuna and Merrit. The other opened his mouth, and spoke./

Basically Loki from the MCU:
Are these the people, Lucille?

/Said girl nodded, and the Loki double nodded. The second one still held hands with his supposed partner. And closed his eyes. And then... His face... changed. Instead of a normal human, with hair and all, there was then just a humanoid figure. With a grinning mask/

Loki:
Fortuna, and Merrit. I... didn't think I would ever see you two again.

/Fortuna basically bursted into tears, and Merrit looked like he had seen a ghost. They had assumed their two friends were dead. It had been 100 years since they had last been together, and they looked like they had barely aged./

Loki:
Well, and this is Loki. Well, the other Loki. My patron.

/Swirly was the first to speak, everyone else was too confused or shocked to speak/

Swirly:
Those are lovely rings! What do they mean?
Loki, and Loki:
Oh, we just got engaged.

/Fortuna fainted, immediately. Merrit looked shocked. The others didn't react, except for Silvyr looking surprised./

Swirly:
Oh, congratulations!

[End]

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