Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using it's secondary model form as a verbal modifier, asking for permission as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. May i use the the bathroom?
Teacher:............
YOU ARE READING
book full of jokes
Humorjokes that make you want to luagh your fucking brain out! or die. I want to give credit to the internet, where i got all these jokes.
