6 Funniest Things People Have Said In Their Sleep
1. My college roomate sat up, said "Fuck you, Batman. You owe me 20 dollars." And fell back doen again.
2. My boyfriend sat up in bed and gave me a thumbs up......then went to sleep again.
3. My ex-girlfriend once told me that i sat up in bed, asked her "Where the fuck is all the money?" Stared at her blankly for a second, then said "ah, right, at the bank" and went back to sleep.
4. My friend sleepwalks, and i was sleeping over that night. It's about 1 am when he yells "GODDAMNIT, IM FUCKING THISRTY." He walks into the kitchen and grabs a water bottle. His yelling woke up his father and he asks him what he's doing. He points at the water bottle and says "I'm thirsty and i want water, BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAN OF SOUP!"
5. My husband rolled over while dead asleep, snuggled me and said "You are the burning ember in the jungles of my night"
6. I eas enjoying a night over at my friend's house when we were 15yo. We were making hamburgers with fried eggs. I thought it jad enough oil on the pan but nope, it right up and stuck in the pan. Of course i scraped the egg off and still ate it. When we were sleeping, my friend got up, looked at me and mumbled something like "Fucking idiot, can't even fry eggs....." then turned aroumd and went back to sleep. I felt so vulnerable.
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book full of jokes
Humorjokes that make you want to luagh your fucking brain out! or die. I want to give credit to the internet, where i got all these jokes.
