Hello I'm Binx I'm a famous cat and this is my diary I'm a queen so back off
Ughh hello guys I'm Binx a cat, today my owner put a towel on me, And thought I wanted to have a shower when obviously I'm not gonna wanna have a shower 'cause I'm a cat. Stupid humans, they don't know the power of me, I'm the Queen Bee you are my servants, they will bow down to me or I will runaway. Honestly, who would want me to runaway I'm a famous cat what if I am ran over or something the person will get lot of trouble Plus You are my servants. You are made to protect me not to kill me now, If you could let me out of the dungeon. You call a cage and feed me! I could think of not running you over with my own car! Most people just say that I'm a spoiled brat well. Here's one thing for you. 🤜🏻!💨!🤵🏻! where's the dead emoji oh here it is 🛌🏻! Anyways I'm the Queen Bee. Back off I'm your Queen do you hear me? Do I need to spell it out ? C. w. e. e. n. e. queen. Don't even get me started on the dog, she is just chases me. She is a waste of an animal. But the owner still loves her. How? she's like the favorite apparently to everyone well. I wanna be a favorite but yet. I'm favorite of the world, not just my family so hahahaha . I just threw up a hairball while was laughing. Um. So I think I might die. also my dog beagle she literally s*** everywhere s*** here should be here s*** here s*** there s*** their s*** their s*** there , Also my dog beagle, she literally is the worst. She always tries to write stories, but really she just sucks she'd try and tell stories, she sucks. Guess what she sucks. Dicks. OK, yeah, that's that's an actual milk. Yeah, it, it comes from. Is the brand of milk? Oh my God? Why am I so stupid? Oh my Oh my God? I'm literally about to die. Ha. I just thought. Oh my ARE YOU WRITTING THIS IN MY BOOK YOU ARE SUCH A TERRIBLE GHOST WRITTER YOUR FIRED Anyways back to my life. My owners are my sugar daddy's It's not my chapter anymore wait what I have to stop ugh fine well byee
