I was laying down on my couch watching Danny Phantom. Y/BF was in the kitchen doing who knows what.
All of a sudden a baby carrot falls on me.
"Y/BF...?"
He jumps from behind th me couch and stands in front of me.
"CARROT WAR!!!"
"Your on," I say getting up and running to the kitchen.
I grab my ammo and we run around the house throwing baby carrots everywhere.
A couple minutes in the house goes quite as me and Y/BF are separated.
I have a pillow for a shield just in case. Gotta be safe, ya know?
I'm in the living room looking around when all of a sudden, I get hit by a carrot. But not just any carrot.
A. Regular. Big. Carrot.
Time freezes as I slowly look up and me and him make eye contact. Fear slowly swirls through his eyes, scared of what will come next.
I yell my battle cry and charge at him knock him down to the ground. But being my swift, sly self I put the pillow I had under his head so he won't hurt him self.
I look up to see carrots all around us as we lay on the ground.
"Your cleaning this up," I said.
"Yeah yeah just kiss me now."
I leaned in and quickly pecked his lips.
I pull away to be immediately drawn back to another kiss.
Y/BF, you sly little carrot.
