Sunshine: Jiminie~
Jimin: Yes, Hobi-Hyung?
Sunshine: Do you want to go the movies with me?
Yoongles: eXUSE mE? That's my man!
Sunshine: All I wanted was to hang o-
Yoongles: ISTFG IF YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON HIM I WILL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF MYSELF
Sunshine: Um.. Maybe another time Jimin! Y/N's calling!
Yoongles: That's what I thought.
Jimin: Hyung.. All he was doing was going to take me to the movies :(
Yoongles: Yeah, and thats slang for "I'm gonna fuck you later"
Jimin: Oh..
Yoongles: You poor innocent mochi..
