Ako: Maganda lang ako, walang halong landi. Hindi parehas ng iba dyan.
Someone: Ako ba pinatatamaan mo?
Ako: At natamaan ka naman? Wow! So it's true! Malandi ka nga! Malandi pero pangit. What a gross combination! Oops, sorry, reality hurts.

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