Dragon thunderX vs Hatsune Miku: The Battle for Pizza
How long it is taking me to write this: 17 hours 30 minutes
Note: Obviously, this story shall be told through my perspective. Also if there is anything that offends or alters your perception of me as a person just know that this isn't actually how I would feel or act, just an over exaggeration of who I am in my own perspective.
Disclaimer: Nothing that happens in this story should be taken seriously, the people, characters and even their actions are not in any way how I feel would happen in real life. There's no hate, no hidden agenda, just something I wrote for fun. Now with all of that out of the way, please enjoy this battle.
I don't know why I acted the way I did. The only thing I was able to process at that moment was a blinding azure light of energy heading straight towards my friend. Typically, I would've been frozen in shock at what I was about to witness but... not this time...
This time I acted without any hesitation. I leapt as fast as I could muster, the world became nothing but a gray blur as I cut through the air at speeds no human should ever be able to muster. I paid no mind to this fact however, I only pushed forward until I could push my friend out of the way.
*Dragon thunderX!
I remember hearing that child shout my name as I stared into the bright face of death. You could call it a spur of the moment but... I don't know... it feels unlike me to actually risk my life to do something like that. I always figured that I could only talk the talk but never walk the walk. Just as I was about to be consumed by the blast, a strange foreign voice shouted a demand.
"You will not die yet!"
Then everything went black...
When I came too, I found myself in this empty... void I guess? This whole area was like... how do I put it? Imagine being stuck in space, now remove all the stars in the universe, any type of light source you could think of along with any physical object or place, maybe then you would understand where I was. It was a world with no light at all but... I was able to see myself, very clearly in fact. Everything here was shrouded in this misty darkness yet my body was completely visible. This location made me very anxious to say the least. As I searched through this weird pitch blackness, I slowly came to a realization. There was nobody here. No matter how far I traveled, I could never find a soul. I was alone in this dark place... with no sound... no sense of gravity...
"WHERE THE HELL AM I?" I screamed in frustration, hoping that someone would somehow answer me. I don't know nor care how someone would do this, I just wanted SOMETHING! ANYTHING! Any kind of sign of life here besides me. I felt myself going insane, if I don't get out of here soon then I will surely lose it! It was all futile though, my voice didn't so much as echo within this barren... I don't know what to call it anymore!
"Finally" A coarse yet unfamiliar voice taunted me all of a sudden. As if something answered my call, a bright flash of light blinded me. Not even my shades were capable of helping me see at this point. I was so confused, but that only worsened when the light finally faded. My sight was still blurry but I could still make out what seemed to be another person! "Finally!" I thought. Sure I had no idea who the hell it was but at this point does it really matter? Yes, maybe it does... never mind...
"It's been a while hasn't it, Dragon?" That voice asked. I could vaguely make out some of the words it was spouting. It was someone I didn't recognize, yet he spoke to me in such a familiar tone. Perhaps it was someone I know? Maybe a stalker? No, as if anybody would think i'm good enough to even consider stalking. You never know though... ergh... regardless, this person was a stranger to me. Even as my eyes could see clearly once again, the stranger's mere image shrouded itself in mystery. His/her's face was the only thing I could even muster to describe. It was a face that displayed tragedy in the most solemn sense of the word. It had an oval shaped head that was covered in a ghastly pale white, two black crescents served as what I could only assume to be eyes which had cracks that reached above it's forehead and below it's chin. It seemed to have no nose but a black cracking smile contradicted it's otherwise tragic expression. It had this weird presence of familiarity to it, almost as if he and I had a history.... The kind I cannot fathom at this point in time.
"What's the matter, don't you recognize me?" He spoke with a booming voice, one unlike any other person I have ever met. I could feel my spine fidgeting in intimidation as he... as he... umm... came closer? Floated towards me? I'm sorry but I could not perceive him actually moving, only that he was getting closer somehow. I could hear putrid squishing noises as he came closer which made my ears recoil. I pondered on his question... something inside my head told me that I knew this person, but besides being blasted to smithereens my memory was filled with nothing but fog. The stranger frowned upon my efforts, I feel the disappointment emanating off his aura.
"Tch, I should've expected as much."
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O.C x Hatsune Miku Gone Wrong
HumorYou know I just realized that out of all the self-inserts/reader/O.C x characters, no one has really tackled the idea of that going completely south in a hilarious direction. So here it is: My parody of those types of fanfiction.