MASKY:
Heyyyyy, 'lypso
CALYPSO
Ugh. You got a left hand? Use it.
MASKY
Don't talk mean like that.
MASKY
You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my balls so blue.
E.J
You hurt them badly.
MASKY
You make my balls so blue.
E.J
They're hangin' sadly.
MASKY
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?
E.J
Don't run from me --
They're all beat up
MASKY & E.J
like a tackling dummy!
MASKY
They long for your embrace!
E.J
They're warm like mittens!
MASKY
They'll curl up on your face
E.J
and purr like kittens!
MASKY
You make my balls so blue!
KURT & RAM
Just look at them glow...
RAM
We're beggin' you!
MASKY & E.J
Don't make my balls so blue.
CALYPSO
Clockwork ...? Willow wisp ...? Open the door.
CLOCKWORK & WILLOW WISP
Oh no, oh no no no!
CALYPSO
Open the door!
CLOCKWORK & WILLOW WISP
Oh no, oh no no no!
MASKY
You make my balls so blue,
so please say hello!
E.J
Hold 'em!
MASKY
Enfold 'em,
MASKY & E.J
and never let go!
MASKY
Once you were geeky and nerdy,
E.J
but they knew you're dirty.
MASKY
You've set them on fire,
MASKY & E.J
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
E.J
They'll wear a suit and tie,
MASKY
and a fancy collar!
E.J
They'll sing a lullaby:
MASKY & E.J
La la la la la!
Please make these balls not blue,
E.J
Just for a while!
MASKY
Can't wait till later,
MASKY & E.J
my pants are rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!
(CALYPSO offers a bottle to E.J)
CALYPSO
Look. Booze. Drink!
MASKY
Aw, thank you so much!
CALYPSO
You're welcome.
(MASKY & E.J chug from the bottle)
E.J
They will protect you.
MASKY
Defend you.
E.J
Respect you.
MASKY
Befriend you --
E.J
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
CLOCKWORK & WILLOW WISP
Winnie-the-Pooh!
MASKY
Baby baby baby they're so blue!
E.J
My balls will work for you.
MASKY
They will obey ya!
E.J
They really need rescue!
MASKY
Like Princess Leia!
MASKY & E.J
Baby, you gots to come through.
MASKY
Teach them to smile!
E.J, CLOCKWORK & WILLOW WISP
You got no clue how much
these two depend on you --
Please help them through!
MASKY & E.J
My balls are in your court!
CLOCK & WISP
My balls are in your court!
MASKY & E.J
Yeah!
CLOCK & WISP
You make them balls so blue!
MASKY & E.J
You make my balls so blue!
CLOCK & WISP
You make my balls so blue!
MASKY & E.J
Ow! Ow!
CLOCK & WISP
You make them balls so blue!
MASKY & E.J
You make my balls so blue!
CLOCK & WISP
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them,
you quake them,
MASKY & E.J
Good God!
CLOCK & WISP
You break --
MASKY & E.J
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!
CLOCK & WISP
You make my balls so blue!
You take them,
MASKY & E.J
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
CLOCK & WISP
You bake them,
Chrissake --
MASKY , E.J , CLOCK , WISP
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true,
and make these balls not blue!
End song
Willow wisp: hey buddy I got an embarrassing song too
E.j: wtf author no more you need some help
Masky: this is a song that I could work with
Clockwork: is this how you see me
Author: no your the first chick that came to mind
Calypso: THIS IS ALL SORTS OF MESSED UP
Author: I'm sorry I'm a fan girl at heart so fight me
I'm sorry I'm a cruel writer I'm just having writers block. As usual I don't own heathers or creepy pasta but I do own calypso.
