WARNING! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE VOILENCE, CANNABALS, RABBITS, MASTER FLOWER POT, OR YOUR A VEGITARIAN, THAN YOU PROBOBLY DO NOT WANT TO READ THIS ER... INTERESTING STORY!
If you come near my garden hose, I will take a knife, stab through your tummy, reach in, grab your large intestines, shove them in your mouth, and when you poop it out, I mix that with your eyeball juice, make a cake out of your skin, frost it with your eyeball poop, and eat it. Mwahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha! Hee hi ho hum! I smell a giants bum! So now I'll talk to a little bunny that smells like chicken pee. So if you were a bunny, I would take you home, lick your fur, dance around in circles and sing raaaahaaahaaaa, I am a bunny owner! Then I would smell you, and I would give you a bath after I saw you smelled like iguana poop. I would bathe you in chicken grease, because you like chickens for dinner.
Chickens are tasty, and they are silly little poochkas that like to eat their own familys. So do bears. Once, I saw a bear come out of the woods, so I grabbed my gun, and shot it, but it turned out it was just a silly lemur having a stroll in the woods, so I grabbed the lemur, and I called 9 1 1, but they don't like lemurs, so it died a painful death. I decided I didn't want a smelly lemur body just lying in my house, when it wasn't doing anything, so I baked it into a cake, and fed it to my pet bunny, Fuzz-Nugget.
Once I saw a chicken crossing the lane, so I scrambled over to the chimney, and pressed the code 3 4 6 5 7 8 9 2 4 3 1 6 5 7 8 4 3 9 5 6 2 4, and my weapon stash opened. I grabbed my nunchucks, and headed out the door. There a saw a lemur taking a stroll, so I took it, broke its neck, and used It as a scarf. Then I ate its eyes because lemur eyes are very tasty.
. I really don't like the evil chicken species, but I do like that I smell like chicken I look like chicken but I'm not chicken, and that's to bad. So go to lemur island, where mr lemur rules. And he smell like buffalo carcasses, because that's what he eats. Once I went to lemur island, but I didn't have much fun, because the king lemur burned my toes off one by one. It was a little painful. Then I took revenge and called in reinforcements, and we killed all the lemurs, and made lemur stew. So now its bunny island, where Fuzz-Nugget rules! Reeheehahahohohum!
Once I killed a human, because he was annoying. But he was just sitting there. I had nothing else to do, so I went up to the chimney, pressed the code 3 4 6 5 7 8 9 2 4 3 1 6 5 7 8 4 3 9 5 6 2 4, grabbed as many weapons as I could carry, and hauled them down to where the dead body lay. Since tomaro was thanks giving, and turkeys were extinct, I grabbed my favorite knife, Michelle, and stabbed into his foot. I took all of the prechious meat out of the tasty body, and saved his skin to fry into crispy yummy dessert. So I took all of the meat, and put it in my oven, it took about 4 hours to cook, but it was so worth it! I called my favorite cannabal tribe, the chief named Master Flowerpot, and they all came over, and we thanked the great urkle for knives and weapons of all kinds. Once I saw a lady, just taking a nice stroll, but I knew she was an evil cockatoo at the first glance, so I went up to the chimney, and pressed in the new code (a chicken found out what the old one was) so I typed in1 3 6 9 6 7 4 3 5 6 7 3 6 3 6 4 7 1 0 5 4 6 4 6 3 6 4 7 4 7 3 7 4 6, and grabbed my new and improved machine gun. I went up to the highest tower on the chimney and shot the cockatoo in the head. It screamed and flailed its tentacles, so I went inside, but I could still here it, so I went outside, grabbed it by the leg, pulled it inside, shoved it in the oven, baked it at 375.45860486844758684 degrees, and fed it to Theresa Willingsburg. Fuzz nugget got jealous, so I ripped out Theresa's brain, and gave it to fuzz nugget as a midnight snack. Yum yum babys bum!
