For my eighth birthday, I got an IlluStory kit. Do these even exist anymore? You would write and illustrate a story on the paper provided, send it back to the company, and they would mail it back to you in book form.
Before this point, I had never written a story. I had only talked about writing stories.
Ta-da.
The "quality" binding almost immediately broke.
But enough introduction. Let's read this thing.
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Tales from the Vault
RandomDelving deep into the darkest places of the vault....AKA the dusty piles of stories I wrote as a child. They're terrifying. Terrifyingly bad, that is. Enter, if thou darest....or if thou needs a good laugh or two.