I swear, I hate you (dan howell fanfic)

Heyyyyyy sorry if my english sucks im from the netherlands and I'm trying to improve my "english skills"  by writing a fanfic.

so basicly this story is about Diane, phils younger sister her mother made her live with phil and dan and the first time she saw dan she knew he was a prick, little annoying bitch and those two cant be in the same room(alone) because they'll rip eachothers head off. 

NOW INTO THE STORY MUTTAFUCKAAAH

(im terrible xD sorry!!!!!)

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Diane P.o.V

"but  mom what about my friends, i have loads of friends and you make me go to london!" I scream, i swear to god I can rip her head off right now. My mother found a new job in America and I wanted to stay in England so guess what? I have to go live with my older brother Phil, and his roommate. Little does she know when I earned enough money I buy my own flat, this household was always full of love until Phil left. My dad died when I was 7 and mum decided it was a good idea to start drinking. Now she found a new job, my age is 16 by the way, I have long, blonde hair with a lot of curls. I love it but Phil hates curls, I have ocean blue eyes combined with emerald. I'm also the kind of girl that trolls people, my friends hate me for that. I text Lia my best friend and tell to come over. She has to know ;(

A while later we are sitting in my room trying, joking and laughing. I also packed my stuff. Lia and I, of course, talk about that room mate. I'm super shy but if you get to know me better I'm the most outgoing, talkative girl ever. I also don't know how Phil got black hair but I think he dyed it, I remember him leaving.. I was 13 he said he would come over with christmas... I never saw him since. yeah we texted and called eachother but he was too busy with his "job" (A/N SHE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT HIM ALL OVER YOUTUBER JUST SAYING..) I dont even know what kind of job he has but his apartment seemed expensive so I guess he has an office job. 

~~A few days later (with a lot of fun and tears from friends, they all promised to throw an amazing party when she gets there)~~ 

Phil P.o.V 

Well my mom found a job in America so Diane, my little sister, comes to live here. I hope Dan and Diane have a lot in common, she changed a lot. She became more of a rebel, so said my mother. Probably bullshit. I have to tell dan she comes in 2 days. 

"DAN! GET YOUR SORRY ARSE OVER HERE!" I shout. "Yeah yeah coming" he shouts back. I chuckle I love that boy.. AS FRIEND! I swear those phan fictions go way too far. I puked tbh. "yeah whatsup?" dan walkes in. "My mother found a job in America and my mom asked if my younger sister could live with us until she's old enough." "yeah yeah of course your family seems lovely.. although i never met them.." he says kind of hurt. Im just afraid my mom gets drunk. OKAY SINCE DAD DIED SHE WASNT THE SAME.. I  feel the tears behind my eyes treathening to come out. I manage to say: "My mom says she pranks her friends very often and she became more of a rebel trough out the years and she swears and stuff like that.." "Oh thats okay. If she doenst prank us its okay but I just hope she doesnt throw parties and other stuff like that." and with that he walked out. 

~~2 days later~~

Diane P.O.V

I walk off the train and I see my brother standing he doesnt see me.. Time for a prank >:D Okay sorry I kind of hoped for this. Lia and I decided yesterday we dipdyed our hair.. pink it stands for our friendship we had all that time. Maybe that's why Phil doesnt recognise me... Yet.. I take my silly string and confetti and I walk around the shop he stands. I scream: "OMG PHIL!" He screams and looks my way i spray my silly string all over him and confetti over him. "oh haha very funny Diane" He says but after that he hugs me. Those warm hugs tho.. "Lets go back to our place" And with that off we go.