I swear, I hate you (dan howell fanfic)

Chapter seven: "Date" okay we all know it's hunting.... IM SORRY OKAY?!

Hello Turnips. I hope you dont mind me calling you that, OKAY LETS SEE THIS FAIR NO ONE EVER READS THIS! THOSE A/N'S ARE FOR NOTHING! OKAY IM WASTING MY TIME WHILE WRITING THIS! I JUST WANNA CONTINUE THIS STORY WHY AM I BEING A FUCKTARD AND MAKING THIS WORSE THAN IT IS BECAUSE I DO IT TOO. 

PJ p.o.v 

I felt very protective about Diane, she is my soulmate after all, I hate Dan now, but I just act like a friend because of youtube. Feels like im using him. I need to be carefull though, vampires live longer I can fake my birthday, I think that counts for Diane too, but I want to be forever with her. 

Anyway I need to focus we need food or we'll kill a whole town, 2 (immortal) vampires against a town full of  weak helpless humans. There are absolutely NO hunters in this world because no one believes in vampires, or they'll be murdered by fullbloods. That's pretty much our generation. If you get bitten you die by our poisinous venom. We also have venom that changes people into vampires but that's never necessary, I mean I was born vampire and Diane was bitten when she was 14. Soulmates always know everything about eachother deal with it --". 

"Diane Stop!" I whisper. She stops I think she smells it too. A group of joggers. Fuck yeah meal! "Wait till they pass then attack them from behind." Diane whispers back. We hide in bushes, we wait untill they pass and we both get a jogger. Before they scream we put our hand on their mouths, the others are too concentrated to see that there are missing joggers, when we drank them and hid them somewhere. I dont really remember where. We kept doing this until every single one of them is dead. We are both pretty full, for vampires. 

"Maybe we should head back, it's like 10pm." Diane says. "Of course honey" "Pet names now huh?" Diane snickers. We joke and laugh the way back. Before we know it we stand in front of the appartment. "I forgot my keys maybe we should just ring the doorbell?" "Yea sure" I reply casual. We ring the doorbell and we few moments later, a angry Phil answers the door. "DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING LATE IT IS YOUNG LADY?!" PHil shouts. "Uhm 10.30 pm?" Diane answers not impressed by Phil, I have to suppress a fit of laughter because Phil's face is priceless afther Diane says that. Like he actually believes we have been gone all night on a "romantic" date. Omfg I have to suppress a fit of laughter again. He doesnt know xD. Of course Diane didnt tell him he would tell her she's a freak or hand her to some lab. "Do you fu-" I cut him off, I smell blood. I think Diane smells it too. "Maybe you should check on Dan I think he isnt feeling well. Just some feeling."

We walk inside, and Phil knocks on Dans door. "Dan you there buddy?" Phil asks with concern filled in his voice. "Yeah, yeah just... Am showering!" Suddenly the shower is heard. "DAN DONT BULLSHIT US LET US IN!" Me and Diane shout at the top of our voices. And Diane thinks its funny to make it sound treathening. Really Dan shouldnt mess with her. She is very powerfull, believe me I saw it. With armwrestling. 

Diane p.o.v 

I smell blood, much blood. Okay enough I kick the door down. "DAN FUCKING STOP CUTTING YOU EMO FREAK AND FACE THE TRUTH!" I see him with a blade, with blood and I only have eye for the blood. I think PJ saw because he carries me away while saying something to Phil. That's when I couldnt handle it. Thanks to PJ I didnt do anything. 

3 Hours later. 

Dan and Phil walk into the lounge. Dan sits in front of me, PERFECT. I look him in the eyes. stop cutting you sonofabitch dont you see you hurt Phil, oh and Diane is awesome.  Just had to do that last part. He won't notice anyways. "Phil, I want you to find every razor I have a throw it away, its not like I get a beard anyways." That was a shocker.